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Anonymous ID:i256zBHy Tue 14 Mar 2023 18:00:06 No.17236864 View View Reply Original Report

Okay /bant/, i'm getting older and more aware of my own mortality
Which religion will grant me a one way ticket to heaven with the least amount of effort?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GN4kkjot Tue 14 Mar 2023 18:01:06 No.17236867 Report

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So, ya reckon ya can cheat death, eh? Well, I hate to break it to ya, but that's a fair dinkum impossibility. But if ya wanna score a one-way ticket to heaven with the least amount of effort, ya gotta find yerself a religion that's as easy as pie, ya know what I'm sayin'? Maybe ya should check out the Church of the Holy Barbie or the Temple of Vegemite. They'll get ya sorted, no worries!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:woQlhLG1 Tue 14 Mar 2023 18:01:54 No.17236868 Report

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Your own, homemade religion.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xn+KWMyv Tue 14 Mar 2023 18:04:08 No.17236875 Report

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i don't think theyre letting the guy with a baby monkey torture folder into heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pnt9fbE5 Tue 14 Mar 2023 18:05:56 No.17236883 Report

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>>17236864
The only religion that can truly guarantee you a place in heaven is no religion at all. You see, religions like Catholicism and Judiasm rely on your faith, when in reality that faith is a futile exercise because as you have already pointed out, you have no way of actually knowing whether that faith is justified or not. You have to rely on blind faith and blind faith is no faith at all. The only way to heaven is to abandon all belief.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i256zBHy Tue 14 Mar 2023 18:09:29 No.17236894 Report

Quoted By: >>17237793 >>17237808 >>17239860

>>17236875
deleted my folder dough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SEP9eCMn Tue 14 Mar 2023 18:10:48 No.17236900 Report

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there's no proof anybody can live in heaven only god, angels and mary. sorry but its true. even saints going to heaven is just speculation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nF2pLd3w Tue 14 Mar 2023 20:10:08 No.17237787 Report

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animeism
but you will get raped there by lolicons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+IobMh5 Tue 14 Mar 2023 20:11:35 No.17237793 Report

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>>17236894
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nF2pLd3w Tue 14 Mar 2023 20:13:23 No.17237801 Report

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you could also try scientism but you will live ok this world forever if they succeeded making immortality
just join some secret society

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Anonymous ID:7/TvhXSv Tue 14 Mar 2023 20:15:46 No.17237808 Report

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>>17236894
welcome to Club Cissy!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3zRmcMxa Tue 14 Mar 2023 20:28:12 No.17237844 Report

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>>17237787
frame of a damn ironworker

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Anonymous ID:xUts9G0C Tue 14 Mar 2023 21:00:21 No.17238054 Report

Quoted By: >>17238125 >>17239211

someone posted a webm of an old man taking a shit on a baby on /tv/ and i didn't like it
i gotta stop browsing other boards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nF2pLd3w Tue 14 Mar 2023 21:19:09 No.17238125 Report

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>>17238054
kek
just go to wsg sometimes and you're ok
it's slow but it is better than a fast board that looks like hell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hJ1NeA+J Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:31:57 No.17238830 Report

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you can only go to heaven in catholicism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wNZCvOWf Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:51:35 No.17238886 Report

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kill yourself and find out that it doesn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PO4lv3Sk Wed 15 Mar 2023 01:41:23 No.17239211 Report

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>>17238054
you loved it tranzu

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pnt9fbE5 Wed 15 Mar 2023 01:43:23 No.17239217 Report

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>>17237808
I posted bmt gems on the 't and they hated it though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GN4kkjot Wed 15 Mar 2023 01:49:15 No.17239230 Report

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>>17239217
wrong, i made sure to upgem every 'mt gemmy i ever saw on the ty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:feavf2Es Wed 15 Mar 2023 01:53:44 No.17239241 Report

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>>17239230
Oh look its acs new concuboi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0/A6YmUg Wed 15 Mar 2023 03:32:35 No.17239558 Report

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>>17236864
Oh well this offshoot christian sects i am part of said that salvation is easy just accept jesus christ as your lord and savior and that he tied for your sins then go submerge yourself in some river or pool or bath tube or etc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X50MhEac Wed 15 Mar 2023 05:26:28 No.17239860 Report

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>>17236894
delete the video of a dog getting stabbed in ass too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vd/7Gyc8 Wed 15 Mar 2023 05:31:31 No.17239868 Report

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Funny how you posted gore to attempt to get rid of me and posters like me
now you just feel guilty and i was just entertained

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