Knock on your gemmy tomboy neighbors door and tell her you have social anxiety so you haven't met any of your nrighbors but wanted to meet her and when she asks how did you know where she lives just say you saw her come out of that door, which is the truth anyways and then maybe subtly tell her that you like her haircut or make an excuse and say you wanted to pet her dog or something and then walk home humiliated with your face beet-red and take an ativan and take down your mirror and cut yourself
