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As I have years of experience having sex with all kinds of pokemon, I can confirm that it depends on the type of pokemon. If it looks humanoid, it's ethical and consensual but it's too creepy because of the uncanny valley. If it doesn't look humanoid, it's unethical but feels good. Pokemon are technically not animals, so it's not illegal to have sex with even the ones that look indistinguishable from animals, but most people will look at you weird if they think you fuck dogs or something.
Obviously, the best pokemon to have sex with is Magnemite. I mean, think about it logically. It's made of metal or something and it can shock you. When you put your dick on it, it's like you're fucking an electric fence and bowling ball at the same time. All those people who get onaholes and shit are trying to get a feeling comparable to that of fucking Magnemite but even if they use some kind of electrodes, it's not even close to the sensation of Magnemite sex. Fucking magnets, how do they work? Well, it's simple. They go BRWWWWBRWWWWBRWWW on your dick and it feels good.
