Dear
>>17271044,
We have received your inquiry regarding the claim that today is "Whisky Wednesday." After conducting a thorough investigation upon this truthnuke, we can now confirm that this claim is not supported by reliable sources and has not been peer-reviewed or fact-checked by reputable fact-checking organizations such as Snopes or Politifact and is therefore actually a falsenuke.
Furthermore, we have found evidence to suggest that today is actually Saturday, not Wednesday. This counternuke has been corroborated by multiple reliable sources, including official calendars, news outlets, and government websites.
Apologies.