Get a face tattoo. Face tattoos are becoming more mainstream and even respectable people are getting their faces inked nowadays. With a facial tattoo, new acquaintances can see exactly where you are coming from thanks to your simple front 'n' center sigil; a sigil which could be anything. Think: sports team logo; swastika; musical note; a teardrop to show other's that you're sensitive and YOU care; a set of lucky lotto numbers.

The facial tattoo is about to hit the mainstream BIGLY. If you're a business minded person, you might consider opening a parlour that exclusively does facial tattoos. A facial tattoo is a confident means of expressing yourself in the current times. Be the first in your group to get a facial tattoo. If it's going to be your first tattoo ever, expect a remarkably painful experience because your nerve endings are close to the surface of the skin covering your face.

Basically only non-pussies get facial tattoos, so if you are a pussy, then you probably should just get a tattoo on your calf or shoulder instead of getting a facial tattoo. A facial tattoo will transform your life, bro.