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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 19:58:29 No.17304459 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17304461 >>17304469 >>17304471 >>17304473 >>17304477 >>17304479

Hey boyz, have you already knitted your facemask from wool? Oh, and why the heck is all the toilet paper sold out?

I heard people are dying like flies 70% death rate in Italy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:03:46 No.17304460 Report

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Wah wah wah I'm already afraid of needles so I'll make up some conspiracy theories in advance in case a vaccine comes quickly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:06:57 No.17304461 Report

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>>17304459
I'm already nostalgic for Spring 2020, so fucking comfy. I wish an actual pandemic would come and remove all the boomers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:07:02 No.17304462 Report

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Remember when Barbot condemned millions to die to the kung flu and they even had to ship a us medical ship to the harbor in desperate attempt to save them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:08:59 No.17304463 Report

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>2020-03-18

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:10:38 No.17304464 Report

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>2022-03-20 and 2020-03-19
It's a nothingburger.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:13:06 No.17304465 Report

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>2020-03-26

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:14:36 No.17304466 Report

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I saw a video of Chinese police welding people into their homes! What the fuck!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:15:47 No.17304467 Report

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Wear a damn mask or go bald!

(Man this folder is like a time capsule. I forgot all the shit they tried, pulled, and said back then)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:16:34 No.17304468 Report

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Are we living in the universe where the public has the attention span of a gnat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:17:29 No.17304469 Report

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>>17304459
I knitted so many facemasks bro. But, then I ran out of toilet paper. So I used the facemasks to wipe my ass. Then I washed them out with soapy water and a garden hose and handed them out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:18:52 No.17304470 Report

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>>17304462
Based commissioner. NYC must be a ghost town

Prophet

Prophet Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:19:22 No.17304471 Report

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>>17304459
There will appear an OP and he will be a fag.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:20:55 No.17304472 Report

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I am happy to announce China has done the impossible. With new medical breakthrough technology, ALL leading causes of death have shrink by -80%. With the aid of this new microscopic protein nanomachine, you can reduce your nation's fatalities from CANCER by 80%. Heart disease = CURED. Accidents? Never happen. Strokes go broke. Alzheimer? What's that?

Save your nation today!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:22:07 No.17304473 Report

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>>17304459
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:23:09 No.17304474 Report

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>>17304471
>There will appear an OP and he will be a fag.
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:26:18 No.17304475 Report

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>>17304461
i said this the other day to my friend. why the fuck am i nostalgic for when i got laid off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:28:40 No.17304476 Report

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>>17304475
I got laid off and collected $600 a week for doing nothing for a year and a half. Bought a motorcycle early in, no traffic on the road. Best time of my life.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:29:14 No.17304477 Report

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>>17304459
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:31:56 No.17304478 Report

Quoted By: >>17304480

>>17304476
yeah i got paid $1k weekly, which is nowhere near my actual salary, but it was nice getting money to hike every day, paint, read, find my faith, etc. i would probably welcome it again desu

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:32:43 No.17304479 Report

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>>17304459
HOOOONK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:34:51 No.17304480 Report

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>>17304478
I was making $10 an hour at the time and I was looking to quit that job anyway. Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CI8rczZl Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:39:01 No.17304498 Report

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having bottom surgery tomorrow

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