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Anonymous ID:EQ0DLTnV Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:05:00 No.1732559 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1732601 >>1732602 >>1732603 >>1732730

I have a boner and a lady friend that lives two houses down. How do I convince her to give me a sexual favor?
She's done it once before.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MIgEkxT6 Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:06:09 No.1732569 Report

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yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7Z+zSHXw Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:07:22 No.1732577 Report

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See if she's bored. Tell her you can fix that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HJqGoi8q Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:10:51 No.1732601 Report

Quoted By: >>1732625

>>1732559
remind her that if you rape her she wins

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nBTB1kE8 Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:11:08 No.1732602 Report

Quoted By: >>1732625

>>1732559
Rape her OP, she'll love it. Just bust in through the door, grab her by the crotch, then rape her. It'll be flawless. You can thank me later ;D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KK6J2s5m Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:11:14 No.1732603 Report

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>>1732559
step one: eat a wet rag 4 real
2: check all dubs
C. See that mountain? You can climb it!
E. Eat a wet rag 4 pretend
6. six
7. eight
9. ten
Z. And bob's you're uncle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EQ0DLTnV Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:14:16 No.1732625 Report

Quoted By: >>1732660

>>1732601
>>1732602
But the media tells me rape is wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HJqGoi8q Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:18:07 No.1732660 Report

Quoted By: >>1732669

>>1732625
your prime minister says if you kill someone they win, you want people to win don't you?
also works for rape

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nBTB1kE8 Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:19:17 No.1732669 Report

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>>1732660
This. Don't listen to the media.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p36lhLHd Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:28:19 No.1732730 Report

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>>1732559
>She's done it once before.
handjob?

also what's stopping you from asking her if she's already done you one before

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