>>17336092Lol no, even my backwater little town is getting together and pushing for pitbull banning
Leashes, collars, kennels, crates, electric neckband, towering gates, commands of owners, whistles, bells, clickers, harness', bolts from Hell.
Muzzles, latches, locks and keys, anchor chains on oakwood trees, thorny hedge and fences stout, But UP! goes the cry "the pit's got out!"
OUT he goes and none knows why, through windows, doors and balcony high, OUT he goes on his lawless way, romping, roaming, pittle-pittle play.
Snacking on cats and fat on fun, he dodges the cure of knife and gun, romping and chomping and kicking up Hell, the cop cars roaring on siren and bell.
"BOOM" barks the gun, and into the dust, falls our happy killer and his wander-lust, no matter his victims, no matter those cats, no matter the wee dogs used as his snacks, no matter the schoolchild torn in the face, no matter the jogger with knee-caps displaced, no matter the old man dragged to the ground, no matter the small girl whose scalp can't be found... NOTHINGS as loud or as long as that shout,
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, MY PIT BULL SOMEHOW GOT OUT!!!"
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