>>17337463Ok, now hear me out.
Get an Xbox 360, a flatscreen, a folding table, 4 car batteries, a 12v power inverter, and a copy of Lego Batman: The Videogame.
Put it all in a uhaul (or in your pickup/van/trailer if you're so inclined) and sit out front of walmart with 2 controllers and just play.
Someone WILL join you, and you will be inseperable.
If Walmart tells you to GTFO, move somewhere else until you find someplace that doesn't care. Gas stations are pretty good.
