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>itt: people not mad-maxing
The only logical hair cut to have is the one that maximizes insanity-looks.
My hair drops below my ears, I never wash it and I try to keep them up and uneven. I look ridiculous.
>But why?
Here's a list of the benefits of looking unhinged
>People don't talk to you
>If they need to, they make it brief
>Your word is law: they are scared of what you might do next
>Everything you do at work sounds esoteric and mystic; your bosses will assume you're a mad genius and give you a raise.
>Bitches know, right away, that you do not care about how they perceive you: instant wet