>>17357464once at a work event i went to pee in a urinal but i somehow pissed all over my pants so i walked weirdly close to walls so that nobody would see it and then i ordered a shot at a bar and spilled it on the pissed on area and then pretended somebody cracked a funny joke while i was taking the shot and i spat it all over myself because that was slightly less embarrassing that admitting i kind of pissed myself
