awight, lets have a shit
lift up the seat of the shitter...
>BANG
fuck, i dropped it, fucking cunt mong fucking toilet seat
fuck
awight, lets sit down
>BRAAP
shut the fuck up fucking arse hole i havent sat down yet fucking wanker
aahh
seat's a bit cold this morning
hNNNG
>BRRT
>PPLSH SLOSH
hnnnnng
come on you twat get out of me fucking bum
>PFFT
>PPFFSHH PPLOORT SHHPP
>SLOPRTT
fucking hell ive got fucking water everywhere fucking cunt fucking shit wanker fucking bellend
wanker
fuck
nnnnnnngg
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BBLLAOPAPAPPAPALROORPOEPELELLELSHHHHHH
FFFUUUUCK
SHIT
>plop
AAAHH SHIT
theres fucking blood
fuck
fuck
i fucked up me bum proper good there fuck's sake
>BLLORRT
ARE YOU FUCKING DONE DOWN THERE MATE SHUT THE FUCK UP ARSE HOLE
wipe
wipe
wipe
done
flush
>FLLLSSHSHHSHLSLLSLLBLUBLBLLBLOB
fucking loos clogged with fucking shit fuck fucking arse wankstain cunt fuck