I have a question and I think this might be a marker for You Might Be A Homosexual.

I can't even get an erection if I have to take a shit. that pressure just shuts down a boner. if I'm spooning with my ol lady and I suddenly feel a poop coming on, I have to stop, go take a shit. jump in the shower to wash the stink off my ass and start all over

how in the fuck do you get hammered in the ass and have a boner or even some kind of twisted Gay Centapede thing going on, your butt being smashed while smashing another who is smashing another

isn't that how Gay Orgies go down?

You have your shit pushed in how can you keep an erection. if its natural for you, then you were clearly born to be A Gay.