Baby: (crying loudly) I want to play basketball! Give me the ball!
Spaniard: (shaking his head) No, no, no. Soccer is much better than basketball. You need to use your feet, not your hands. It's more fun and challenging.
Japanese: (frowning) Hmph. You are both wrong. Baseball is the best sport. It requires skill, strategy, and teamwork. And it has a long and rich history.
Baby: (screaming) No way! Basketball is the best! It's fast and exciting and you can score a lot of points!
Spaniard: (laughing) Basketball is boring and easy. You just throw the ball into a hoop. Soccer is more complex and beautiful. You have to dribble, pass, shoot, and defend.
Japanese: (snorting) Bah. Soccer is chaotic and messy. You just run around and kick the ball. Baseball is more elegant and refined. You have to pitch, hit, catch, and throw.
Baby: (wailing) Waaah! Waaah! Waaah! You are both meanies! I don't like you!
Spaniard: (rolling his eyes) Ay, ay, ay. What a crybaby. You need to grow up and learn some manners.
Japanese: (sighing) Sigh. What a waste of time. You need to calm down and learn some respect.
Baby: (throwing a tantrum) No! No! No! I want to play basketball! Basketball is the best!
Spaniard: (shrugging) Fine. Go ahead and play basketball. But don't expect us to join you. We have better things to do.
Japanese: (nodding) Yes. Go ahead and play basketball. But don't bother us with your noise. We have more important things to do.
Baby: (stomping his feet) Fine! I don't need you! I can play basketball by myself!
Spaniard: (smirking) Good luck with that. You can't even reach the hoop.
Japanese: (smiling) Good luck with that. You can't even hold the ball.
