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German Toilet

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:31:08 No.17426075 View View Reply Original Report

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What’s the point of the poop shelf German bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:34:24 No.17426076 Report

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>>17426075
To examine the poop. To reflect upon it. And optionally to use in deranged sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:36:49 No.17426077 Report

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>>17426075
Fecal Anschluss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:38:08 No.17426078 Report

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To stop the splash. Hate that shit, no pun intended

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:39:30 No.17426079 Report

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>>17426075
What am I even looking at here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:39:39 No.17426080 Report

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>>17426075
The first time i used one of these i was so terrified anx confused i shit my pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:39:57 No.17426081 Report

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>>17426075
You're sitting on the toilet backwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:40:32 No.17426082 Report

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>>17426079
Its a toilet, modern man's greatest invention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:40:37 No.17426083 Report

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>>17426079
If not trolling , German engineering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:40:44 No.17426084 Report

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>>17426078
Who cares about a little splash when you have to be careful about sitting down too fast and letting the head of your dick take a dip.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:40:46 No.17426085 Report

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>>17426075

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:41:11 No.17426086 Report

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>>17426079
it's a loo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:41:26 No.17426087 Report

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>>17426075
The diarrhea doesn't splash back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:41:38 No.17426088 Report

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>>17426075
Examine it and perhaps use it during sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:41:43 No.17426089 Report

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>>17426085
Kek is this also quality German engineering?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:41:49 No.17426090 Report

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>>17426079
LMAO, nice one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:42:15 No.17426091 Report

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>>17426085
American families typically have dual toilets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:42:17 No.17426092 Report

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They eat raw pork and so they need to check for parasite and worm evidence in their stool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:42:27 No.17426093 Report

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>>17426085
who made this?
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:42:43 No.17426094 Report

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>>17426075
A german would need to recover catagorise and weigh his stools, pre flush.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:43:16 No.17426095 Report

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>>17426079

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:43:18 No.17426096 Report

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>>17426079
Kek. You're alright, jeet

The Red Barron

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The Red Barron Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:43:23 No.17426097 Report

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>>17426087
.....

dammit that makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:43:31 No.17426098 Report

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>>17426079
The bane of India

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:43:33 No.17426099 Report

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>>17426075
unironically this is the best kind of toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:43:39 No.17426100 Report

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>>17426079
alien technology

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:43:40 No.17426101 Report

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>>17426079
Based Pajeet. That was legitimately funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:43:54 No.17426102 Report

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>>17426075
To prevent the water from splashing your butt when you drop a huge loogie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:44:06 No.17426103 Report

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>>17426092
And then what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:44:31 No.17426104 Report

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>>17426091
It's not love unless you poop together

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:44:44 No.17426105 Report

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>>17426075
if i encountered one of these 'toilets' i'd shit all over the floor instead. its very existence is disrespectful and disturbing and i am under no obligation to use such a monstrosity. the manufacturer should be ashamed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:44:53 No.17426106 Report

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>>17426079
tpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:44:55 No.17426107 Report

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>>17426087
That's why you angle your asshole instead of pointing downward.
Try to back your ass up more on the T.
Gonna make you shit correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:45:14 No.17426108 Report

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>>17426087
When I get that bad it just shoots down the water. If I let loose on that thing I would need to throw away my pants once I made a direct trip home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:45:14 No.17426109 Report

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>>17426099
i actually don't know why these go out a fashion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:45:26 No.17426110 Report

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>>17426079
Comedy genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:45:32 No.17426111 Report

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Germans like to TÜV inspect each poop for certification.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:45:59 No.17426112 Report

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>>17426077
Or the annexation of the Poodetenland.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:46:23 No.17426113 Report

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>>17426075
Reverse kanga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:47:10 No.17426114 Report

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>>17426075
Inspection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:47:14 No.17426115 Report

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I went to a friends house and they had a toilet like that.
My friend's dad left the biggest turd we ever saw on display on the poop plateau and we took pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5AdDBDsY Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:58:02 No.17426169 Report

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>>17426115
The biggest one I've ever seen was a guy who was staying in the same campground in Myrtle Beach. The public toilets/showers had terrible plumbing so you would always see huge turds but this thing was literally the size of that pic of the nurse carrying the bedpan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9fJPOTR Mon 10 Apr 2023 07:33:24 No.17426226 Report

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>>17426075
It's satisfying to see your fat shit get flushed but even our modern toilets are not like this anymore and honestly that's for the best because the old ones stink a ton

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