vaginas are objectively gross
there's no reason for anyone not to be entirely disgusted by vaginas, it's not enough that they look absolutely weird and amorphous, they also smell very very bad. And you're supposed to stick your tongue in it? Please. And it's also slimey to the touch. It's not a pleasant surprise, like when you touch a reptile or a snake, you'd expect it to be gooey but it is in fact soft, no. That's not the deal with vaginas, they do honors to how they look. It is exactly as you'd expect touching predator's face to be.
Fuck vaginas bro. Fuck vaginas right in the ass.