Learn to cook.
Find single man.
Find where he lives.
Wake up before he does.
Go to his house.
Cook him breakfast naked. Make sure it smells good.
When he gets mad at you for being in his kitchen without permission run and hide.
He will then follow his manstincts to the food as he needs fuel to hunt you down.
If food is good he will wife you.
If food is bad he will give you to police, in this case suck policeman's dick until he lets you go, then try again on new man.
