You will never be able to fuck a computer because the human genome has around 6.27 giga base pairs which translates to 1.5675 gigabytes. A single sperm has half as many chromosomes so you are transferring 783.75 megabytes per sperm. The average ejaculation has 200 million sperm so your orgasm represents a data transfer of 156.75 petabytes of data. The average ejaculation lasts 3 seconds to get a data transfer rate of 78.375 petabytes per second which is far beyond what any computer can handle as a data transfer rate.