dad works on an oil rig in the gulf of mexico,most book smart mfer I know, hardcore alcoholic, always gets drunk and rants about his super conservative politics and thinks you're literally the dumbest person on earth is you dont 100% agree with everything he says (unironic racism, sexism, homophobia, i can go on..). Loves his guns and hunting. He's very unpredictable, my sis and I avoid him like the plague.
