>>17528230You will never be a real brit. You have no queen, you have no fish and chips, you have no ugly people. You are a fat man twisted by nationalism and propaganda into a crude mockery of Britain's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back brits mock you. boris johnson is disgusted and ashamed of you, your british “friends” laugh at your american appearance behind closed doors.
brits are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even americans who do the accent sound uncanny and unnatural to a brit. Your fat tissue is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk brit home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your enlarged, soft belly.
You will never be hAppey. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your american name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an american is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably american.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
