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nch ID:+qa4mxfk Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:23:47 No.17532458 View View Reply Original Report

Bant. How many shots of vodka should I have tonight? Here is some relevant information for consideration:
- My lesbian friend rejected me last week
- This makes me sad
- She was going to be my wife...
- I think she is also slightly afraid of me now
- Since she is afraid of me, I am now afraid of her because maybe she will pepper spray me or something. I don't know; I'm not a woman.
- I have a lot of vodka and it's going to expire soon or something. I need to consume it before it goes bad. Or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGt6MC/k Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:37:05 No.17532490 Report

Quoted By: >>17532509 >>17532522 >>17532566

kill her then kill yourself
this is the only way trust me
you have to do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IovxkGkl Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:37:44 No.17532492 Report

Quoted By: >>17532495 >>17532509

why would you ask out a lesbian if you're not a woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGt6MC/k Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:38:49 No.17532495 Report

Quoted By:

>>17532492
he is into short-term relationships

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1c1rO8XL Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:39:11 No.17532496 Report

Quoted By: >>17532509

nch doesn't need vodka
nch needs therapy

nch

nch ID:+qa4mxfk Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:46:07 No.17532509 Report

Quoted By: >>17532527

>>17532490
I don't see what this plan would accomplish. If I liked someone then why would I want to kill her?
>>17532492
Why do you think?
>>17532496
Why not both? ^w^

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGt6MC/k Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:49:45 No.17532522 Report

Quoted By: >>17532541

plus why would you be afraid of her pepper spraying you because of a confession? if it is true that she became afraid of you because of you confessing to her then you should do >>17532490 immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGt6MC/k Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:50:31 No.17532527 Report

Quoted By: >>17532541

>>17532509
it would accomplish eternal relief

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vpBmDPME Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:57:13 No.17532533 Report

Quoted By: >>17532541

>>17532458
I don't think vodka expires.
But anyway, you should have 1 less shot than your limit where you would be sick to your stomache.

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C¤©¤ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll ID:OTDF3lam Wed 26 Apr 2023 03:59:29 No.17532536 Report

Quoted By: >>17532541

Take very very tiny sips until its gone to maximize the flavor

nch

nch ID:+qa4mxfk Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:03:51 No.17532541 Report

Quoted By: >>17532545 >>17532546

>>17532522
I cannot explain without being put on a watch list. Even though I am a MORALLY UPSTANDING person who would NEVER harm another person (without good reason).
>>17532527
My own death could be considered "eternal relief" but her death? Pointless. I mean I guess I can see the appeal of her being forced to join me in death, but that is not the correct implementation of love. If you love someone, you should let them act freely.
>>17532533
No I have a handle of Smirnoff and it's going to expire in a couple hours so I need to finish it all right now.
>>17532536
Hmm... This made me think about mixing it with water and doing like an IV. And then I thought... what if I put it in my rectum? That's like a thing you can do to get drunk, right? Unfortunately my ass does not have any taste buds.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D9ZbBeDQ Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:06:49 No.17532545 Report

Quoted By:

>>17532541
I think you should vape it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGt6MC/k Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:07:06 No.17532546 Report

Quoted By: >>17532548

>>17532541
who are you to teach me about love mr.dyke lover?
you must kill her and kill yourself

nch

nch ID:+qa4mxfk Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:09:02 No.17532548 Report

Quoted By: >>17532565

>>17532546
I think you are intelligent enough to convince me to do so. So far you have not convinced me. Go ahead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g+8YxtGB Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:10:24 No.17532549 Report

Quoted By: >>17532551

too many words, my advice is pay someone to hit you with a stick whenever you start typing or crying

nch

nch ID:+qa4mxfk Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:11:02 No.17532551 Report

Quoted By: >>17532559

>>17532549
How can I convince my lesbian friend to come to my home and cuddle with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g+8YxtGB Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:16:09 No.17532559 Report

Quoted By: >>17532562

>>17532551
i believe being a lesbian means she likes to chew vaginas so what were you thinking anyway

nch

nch ID:+qa4mxfk Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:17:38 No.17532562 Report

Quoted By: >>17532564

>>17532559
I don't care. I just want to hug her. Platonically. How can I convince her to agree to such an arrangement?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:g+8YxtGB Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:20:04 No.17532564 Report

Quoted By: >>17532573

>>17532562
first i'd ask anonymous a question that only i personally have any context or understanding of and then i'd fuck off and work it out myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGt6MC/k Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:20:08 No.17532565 Report

Quoted By: >>17532573

>>17532548
i bet you said the creepiest shit to her that you think telling me what youve said would put you on a watchlist i even think she has a girlfriend already but you really wanted to sneak on that dyke pussy didnt you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGt6MC/k Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:20:56 No.17532566 Report

Quoted By: >>17532574

>>17532490
>>17532490
>>17532490
>>17532490

nch

nch ID:+qa4mxfk Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:25:34 No.17532573 Report

Quoted By: >>17532581

>>17532564
Listen. Just imagine the situation in your head. You have a friend. She is a lesbian. And you want to cuddle with her. How do you ask her this without being creepy?
>>17532565
No. She thinks I am a very well adjusted member of society. And I am not going to ruin that. As for "dyke pussy," I don't care about it. That's not what I am asking about.

nch

nch ID:+qa4mxfk Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:26:07 No.17532574 Report

Quoted By:

>>17532566
THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ALCOHOL. Not my failed romantic advances. You all are so mean...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGt6MC/k Wed 26 Apr 2023 04:37:18 No.17532581 Report

Quoted By:

>>17532573
>very well adjusted member of society.
> I am now afraid of her because maybe she will pepper spray me
>I cannot explain without being put on a watch list

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