>>17545888I went for a week. $700 dollars round trip air and hotel on beach. Got weed and coke at plaza, stayed fucked up the entire time. Went to bullfight, very cool. Thought it was going to be shitty, but by end I was cheering. Was sitting on curb one day rolling a joint from weed I just bought when I spotted a cop like 200-300 yards away looking my way, put my shit up, but he just reached right in my pockets. Cost like $50 worth of pesos, and he told me to take my shit back to my hotel and smoke on balcony not beach or public sidewalks. Really fucked up one night missed my hotel on bus (you can go everywhere for like 50 cents, fuck a taxi) got to end of line and driver said I had to get out, wait for next bus. remember there was a basketball court with some guys playing, and I started pissing in some bushes that were there, all of a sudden like 20 guys roll up on dirt bikes, some kind of deputy police. I'm loaded down with pills, weed, coke in like 3rd world section of town, so kind of sweating. They start questioning me why I'm pissing in bushes and I tell them I just really had to go. They tell me I should please use the port-o-John that is like 15 feet away that I was to fucked up to see, and ride off. Ate a different kind of food every night at a great restaurant, cheap as shit and delicious. did get taxi one time told driver I wanted a girl, took me to some sort of imitation casino that is really whorehouse. Got a hot ass 9/10 chick back to my room and fucked all night for like $100, hotel guy tried to shake me down for $50 because "2 people in room all night" I told him to fuck off. made friends with the locals that hung out on beach in front of my hotel with their parasail, and went. Old speedboat and the "tow rope" was really like 4 or 5 old ropes knotted together.
