Kill coalers. Behead coalers. Roundhouse kick a coaler into the concrete. Slam dunk a coaler baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy coalers. Defecate in a coalers food. Launch coalers into the sun. Stir fry coalers in a wok. Toss coalers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a coalers gas tank. Judo throw coalers into a wood chipper. Twist coalers' heads off. Report coalers to the IRS. Karate chop coalers in half. Curb stomp pregnant coalers. Trap coalers in quicksand. Crush coalers in the trash compactor. Liquefy coalers in a vat of acid. Eat coalers. Dissect coalers. Exterminate coalers in the gas chamber. Stomp coaler skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate coalers in the oven. Lobotomize coalers. Mandatory abortions for coalers. Grind coaler fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown coalers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize coalers with a ray gun. Kick old coalers down the stairs. Feed coalers to alligators. Slice coalers with a katana. Stick a coaler's hands into a sausage maker. String a coaler up by his ankles and force him to repeat lines about how being a coaler is bad and whip him every time he fails to do so to your satisfaction.
