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>Go to restaurant on a double date.
>Be seated and virtually ignored for half an hour
>The other man gets our waitresses' attention
>She complains that she was just about to get to us and rolled her eyes
>normally I'd say something but I didn't want to ruin the dinner
>Keep my mouth shut and we order
>Another 30 mins pass and I am fucking starving
>Get the Cunt's attention again and ask where the food is
>"It'll get there when it gets there"
>Literally about to blow my shit before the other man catches and thanks her making her leave
>Food comes 15 mins later
>cold
>I wait for our waitress to leave the dining area and get another waiter to take the food and reheat it
>Comes back not even 5 mins later with out food
>Rest of the night was salvaged after that
>Get the check, about 150 dollars
>Offer to pay if the other guy covered it next time
>Leave the cunt a 10, and find the waiter that reheated our food and give him a 5
>We exit and head to my car when the bitch runs out with the billholder
>nofuckingway.jpeg
>"You've got to be kidding me, this is 5%"
>Tell her that I was being nice and I thought she deserved nothing
>"You cheap bastard don't come here again or I'll spit in your food"
>drove home in silence
>never got a call back from that girl
>friend got laid last night
>Getting an appointment with the manager this week
I swear the only thing I hate in America more than fat bastards are tips. It shouldn't be my responsibility to make up for your below minimum wage pay.
>Be seated and virtually ignored for half an hour
>The other man gets our waitresses' attention
>She complains that she was just about to get to us and rolled her eyes
>normally I'd say something but I didn't want to ruin the dinner
>Keep my mouth shut and we order
>Another 30 mins pass and I am fucking starving
>Get the Cunt's attention again and ask where the food is
>"It'll get there when it gets there"
>Literally about to blow my shit before the other man catches and thanks her making her leave
>Food comes 15 mins later
>cold
>I wait for our waitress to leave the dining area and get another waiter to take the food and reheat it
>Comes back not even 5 mins later with out food
>Rest of the night was salvaged after that
>Get the check, about 150 dollars
>Offer to pay if the other guy covered it next time
>Leave the cunt a 10, and find the waiter that reheated our food and give him a 5
>We exit and head to my car when the bitch runs out with the billholder
>nofuckingway.jpeg
>"You've got to be kidding me, this is 5%"
>Tell her that I was being nice and I thought she deserved nothing
>"You cheap bastard don't come here again or I'll spit in your food"
>drove home in silence
>never got a call back from that girl
>friend got laid last night
>Getting an appointment with the manager this week
I swear the only thing I hate in America more than fat bastards are tips. It shouldn't be my responsibility to make up for your below minimum wage pay.
