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Anonymous ID:ga6NyG+2 Fri 11 Aug 2017 11:02:44 No.1757112 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1757323 >>1757381 >>1758583 >>1758645 >>1760553 >>1761487 >>1762732

ITT: we post pickups line that sound bad at first but end up funny

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Anonymous ID:dxPkBdVh Fri 11 Aug 2017 11:21:27 No.1757190 Report

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Anonymous ID:ga6NyG+2 Fri 11 Aug 2017 11:25:13 No.1757202 Report

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>>1757190

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Anonymous ID:dxPkBdVh Fri 11 Aug 2017 11:41:54 No.1757268 Report

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>>1757202

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Anonymous ID:+IF/ZG1w Fri 11 Aug 2017 11:54:09 No.1757323 Report

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>>1757112
my dick died can i bury it in your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R85rsK7Z Fri 11 Aug 2017 12:06:18 No.1757381 Report

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>>1757112
H-h-h-hey I t-t-thought you were c-c-cute and i-i-i-
*spaghetti falls out pockets*
O-o-oh n-n-no
I-i-i gotta go!
*get cucked by Flying Spaghetti Monster*

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Anonymous ID:lOT4aMuQ Fri 11 Aug 2017 12:07:33 No.1757392 Report

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because you're the only 10 I see

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Anonymous ID:ga6NyG+2 Fri 11 Aug 2017 14:34:54 No.1758489 Report

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You're the kinda girl I'd like to bend over a table so you can pass the butter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n+JjQSYO Fri 11 Aug 2017 14:51:40 No.1758583 Report

Quoted By: >>1758602

>>1757112
would you like to go out with me?

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Anonymous ID:ga6NyG+2 Fri 11 Aug 2017 14:54:28 No.1758602 Report

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>>1758583
>tfw everything suddenly makes sense
>tfw I understand why girls get that worried laugh when I ask them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gnL3NvRx Fri 11 Aug 2017 14:57:46 No.1758628 Report

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if you were I bugger, you'd fall from heaven and change the alphabet cause your the only 10 I see

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:185YXIy4 Fri 11 Aug 2017 15:00:46 No.1758645 Report

Quoted By: >>1763042

>>1757112
I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE JEWS

THE KIKES ARE 1% OF THE WORLD POPULATION BUT MAKE UP 85% OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY

WAKE UP YOU FUCKING SHEEP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F7SNVM3Y Fri 11 Aug 2017 15:07:00 No.1758698 Report

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plz be my 3D gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7KvtSQJB Fri 11 Aug 2017 15:07:19 No.1758700 Report

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>"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
>"Umm... no."
>"Me neither, but I bet they'd be easier to drag home and skin than you'll be."

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Soybeaner !PMH5mlZFHU ID:xHl2hHSr Fri 11 Aug 2017 15:14:21 No.1758749 Report

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>Ayyo gurl. You must be a stage 4 neurosyphilis, cuz i cant get you out of my brain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7KvtSQJB Fri 11 Aug 2017 18:43:59 No.1760553 Report

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>>1757112
fat hoe

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Anonymous ID:snPdMVwE Fri 11 Aug 2017 20:14:26 No.1761487 Report

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>>1757112
ULALAA *heartbeat increases and heart does doki doki outside my ribcage* MMMHMMM *ears steam and accompanied with a locomotive whistle* *adjusts tie and retains composure* bby let's do sex bätäng at my house you girlerino fuck with plump sex buttcheeks

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Anonymous ID:0AyXbHH6 Fri 11 Aug 2017 20:24:54 No.1761650 Report

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Hey, you!
I am Buchou!
We are…Okyakusan!
Ensou shimasen!
I..I… I love sushi.

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Anonymous ID:u9jX5ltg Fri 11 Aug 2017 21:12:52 No.1762182 Report

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>Hey are you an angel?
>Because I'm allergic to feathers!
Proceed to puke as much as humanely possible on them

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Anonymous ID:Xnr/Rocm Fri 11 Aug 2017 21:26:54 No.1762360 Report

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>>1762182
fuck off unoriginal normie fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXTf6sWa Fri 11 Aug 2017 21:51:30 No.1762732 Report

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>>1757112
ok, rape you next week

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IyVqWIa3 Fri 11 Aug 2017 21:55:07 No.1762793 Report

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Eyyy gurl want sum of this?

too bad i'm gay-

....

wait

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Anonymous ID:HXo9jLmP Fri 11 Aug 2017 21:55:43 No.1762805 Report

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bugs...easy on the carrots

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Anonymous ID:YUoi87qw Fri 11 Aug 2017 22:10:43 No.1763042 Report

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>>1758645
They don't like this I've tried

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Anonymous ID:kSxCreD3 Fri 11 Aug 2017 22:21:21 No.1763192 Report

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Hey girl, wanna hiber-mate?

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