>>17576245>Has desktop PCNoooo why would you buy an actually powerful workstation when my hekin overpriced applerino rotbook exists
>Has androidNooo, you must buy a shitty overpriced phone you don't even really own and let the ̶f̶̶e̶̶d̶̶s̶̶ advertising companies track you to ̶b̶̶u̶̶i̶̶l̶̶d̶̶ ̶̶̶̶a̶ ̶̶p̶̶e̶̶r̶̶s̶̶o̶̶n̶̶a̶̶l̶̶i̶̶t̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶m̶̶̶o̶̶d̶̶e̶̶l̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶p̶̶r̶̶e̶̶d̶̶i̶̶c̶̶t̶̶ ̶̶y̶̶o̶̶u̶̶r̶̶ ̶̶a̶̶c̶̶t̶̶i̶̶o̶̶n̶̶s̶ recommend you better products
>Doesn't have Netflix subscriptionW-what do you mean you don't pay for a streaming service where 80% of content is shit and the good 20% you'll probably watch only once a few years. Wym you won't pay for multiple streaming services just so that you can watch all of the shows you actually want and instead just torrent them???? Piracy LE BAD!!!
>Has too much free timeYou WILL come be a wagecuck with us, you will NOT enjoy your life
>No social mediaWtf, how come you don't know that [celebrity] pissed and shit themselves? An- an- and did you hear that [celebrity] said le bad word? They're literally Hitler!!
>Watches documentariesOmg, so booooriiing, let's watch generic drama show no. 1984, it's so much more exciting.
