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HE created MANkind! HE gave us the power of foresight! HE gave us fire and technology so we could survive among animals!
Then Zeus got jealous at HIS creation! Zeus forced MANkind to worship Zeus. Prometheus knew that Zeus was a gluttonous faggot so he hid bones underneath a layer of fat during a meal and Zeus got triggered so he tortured Prometheus daily by having an eagle eating his liver.
Then Zeus decided to send a curse on MANkind: he sent us a woman with a box of evils knowing she would open it.
The rest is history! We are cursed forever because Zeus (the evil god) currently rules the earth! We have to free Prometheus! Does anyone have any ideas?
>inb4 Hercules saved Prometheus
That was just Zeus propaganda to make us forget how evil Zeus is so we keep worshipping him. Notice how Zeus didnt free us from women. Why? Because its all bullshit. prometheus is still being tortured and so are we with femoids!
What do?
Then Zeus got jealous at HIS creation! Zeus forced MANkind to worship Zeus. Prometheus knew that Zeus was a gluttonous faggot so he hid bones underneath a layer of fat during a meal and Zeus got triggered so he tortured Prometheus daily by having an eagle eating his liver.
Then Zeus decided to send a curse on MANkind: he sent us a woman with a box of evils knowing she would open it.
The rest is history! We are cursed forever because Zeus (the evil god) currently rules the earth! We have to free Prometheus! Does anyone have any ideas?
>inb4 Hercules saved Prometheus
That was just Zeus propaganda to make us forget how evil Zeus is so we keep worshipping him. Notice how Zeus didnt free us from women. Why? Because its all bullshit. prometheus is still being tortured and so are we with femoids!
What do?
