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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 11:55:27 No.17669527 View View Reply Original Report

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Dophins are the worst.

Rapists, cruel and calculating creatures.
Hate dolphins.

Sharks are the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 11:56:59 No.17669528 Report

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Women. Can't take them anywhere. Now you know why we keep them in the house at all times

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 11:58:24 No.17669529 Report

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Women can't resist the BDC

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:04:56 No.17669530 Report

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You just know this skank would be all over that dolphin cock if she had proper scuba gear. The only thing that's stopping her is the fear of drowning and the bystanders. The latter more than the former, she'll probably spend the rest of her life dreaming of what could have been.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:05:41 No.17669531 Report

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>>17669527
Ah yes, the rapists of the sea..

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:06:41 No.17669532 Report

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>>17669527
>Sharks are the best
Especially hammerhead sharks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:08:04 No.17669533 Report

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>>17669527
You wot?
Dolphin ah' fahkin' secksy m8.
Youse bet you wish you werh ah dolphin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:13:01 No.17669534 Report

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I’d be happy as a dogfish with two dicks to go for a swim with that Sheila

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:16:01 No.17669535 Report

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>>17669532
Now this is a good post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:20:58 No.17669536 Report

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>>17669533
Horrible. Never post again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:23:13 No.17669537 Report

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>>17669527
Do dolphins rape shark wiminz?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:33:55 No.17669538 Report

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>>17669527
Have you ever read up on the dolphin vagina? After an experience like that I'd go after anything I thought was remotely the same too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:36:36 No.17669539 Report

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>>17669534
>Sheila
you're not an aussie mutt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:39:05 No.17669540 Report

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>>17669527
i heard they kill puffer fish to get high

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:42:41 No.17669541 Report

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>>17669540
Yes. Also the teenage males get kicked out from their families, and they form gangs to rape the female dolphins. They are also similar to humans in the sense that they have sex not for reproduction but for fun

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:53:25 No.17669542 Report

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>>17669532

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:56:20 No.17669543 Report

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i fingerbanged a dolphin once in bermuda when i was a teen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:58:33 No.17669544 Report

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>>17669543
details

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 13:01:05 No.17669545 Report

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>>17669527
ugh whatever, i wish all the sharks ate all the dolphins and all the sharks died from dolphin poisoning and all the worlds gov. freaked out and died about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 13:08:51 No.17669546 Report

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>>17669544
>dad finally decides to go on a vacation in the first time in 500000 years
>go to bermuda with family and they have dolphin tours
>be a little bit unnerved because they get up close to humans and bla bla
>go back to hotel since said tour company is busy with another group and fart around on my dads laptop
>make a bread on /b/ as an underageb& asking about dolphins because i legitimately thought the were shark like and dangerous
>dolphin porn and that cia project with dolphin memes ensue
>finally go swimming with them my sisters too afraid to get off the boat
>2 swim up to me and just keep prodding me over and over with their noses
>think of the /b/ thread and reach down with one of them
>eventually find a hole thats warm and play with it for a bit
>was akward cause i water kept going in my snorkel so i had to stop
>dolphin i was playing with straight up stopped prodding me and was legitimately waiting for me to continue
>did it a little more until my dad came over
>the end

i probably would have fucked it if i was the only one around and if i ever end up in bermuda again i will honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 13:09:58 No.17669547 Report

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>>17669527
thats a male dolphin what about female ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 13:10:26 No.17669548 Report

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>>17669527
Did you see the dolphin's erect penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 13:11:00 No.17669549 Report

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>>17669546
hot

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