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Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 05:45:17 No.17674975 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17674993 >>17674998 >>17675002 >>17675448 >>17675514

STOP MASTURBATING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jvttNry Fri 19 May 2023 05:51:02 No.17674993 Report

Quoted By: >>17675076

>>17674975
they forgot:
>lower chance of simping

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 05:53:43 No.17674998 Report

Quoted By: >>17675420

>>17674975
too late already coom and now opened some tabs with hot milf slut and gonna coom again

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:psA65SUj Fri 19 May 2023 05:56:16 No.17675002 Report

Quoted By:

>>17674975

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5U0L8cff Fri 19 May 2023 06:00:05 No.17675014 Report

Quoted By: >>17675018 >>17675034

I will never stop masturbating, eating goyslop and drinking alcohol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 06:01:31 No.17675018 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675014
my bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:psA65SUj Fri 19 May 2023 06:06:24 No.17675034 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675014
The force is strong with this motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 06:24:30 No.17675076 Report

Quoted By: >>17675084

>>17674993
all the chronic masturbators are inclined to simping since they always need the new content to jack off to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jvttNry Fri 19 May 2023 06:26:53 No.17675084 Report

Quoted By: >>17675143

>>17675076
Oh yeah because there's not enough porn on Pornhub.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 06:44:02 No.17675143 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675084
inironically yes since there are like what 6 million videos on pornhub and how many masturbators there are, like 3 or 4 billion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 08:29:55 No.17675387 Report

Quoted By: >>17675397

when is it ok to coom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 08:32:48 No.17675397 Report

Quoted By: >>17675404 >>17675405 >>17675486 >>17676015

>>17675387
it's never okay to masturbate, have sex (real) with living breathing human beings instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 08:34:50 No.17675404 Report

Quoted By: >>17675422

>>17675397
what happens if I coom in my sleep, do I get a pass, also does the other human have to be awake?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 08:35:07 No.17675405 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675397
I wish but real women prefer tajeeks over me sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wmx6kSz/ Fri 19 May 2023 08:37:48 No.17675414 Report

Quoted By: >>17675417

i could easily stop gooning/eating too much food / drinking coffee if i wanted to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 08:39:45 No.17675417 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675414
hehe liar liar pants on fire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wmx6kSz/ Fri 19 May 2023 08:40:52 No.17675420 Report

Quoted By: >>17675432

>>17674998
>listens to music while gooning
it takes a special kind of subhuman to do this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 08:41:29 No.17675422 Report

Quoted By: >>17675427

>>17675404
yeah that's not criminal since you don't actually consciously touch your penis and i guess it doesn't really matter if the human is awake or not but i think it's kind of hard to sleep when you're having sex so that's debatable
but rape is obviously LE BAD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 08:43:55 No.17675427 Report

Quoted By: >>17675440

>>17675422
yes, rape is bad, i was sore for 2 days last time it happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 08:44:37 No.17675432 Report

Quoted By: >>17675444

>>17675420
well actually it helps, I only masterbate while listening to the music, I still remember the best coom I had was to luna star while I was listening to chic dance dance dance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 08:48:07 No.17675440 Report

Quoted By: >>17675444

>>17675427
what do you even mean what happened last time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 08:51:37 No.17675444 Report

Quoted By: >>17675449 >>17675453

>>17675432
when I searched luna star I was almost 100% percent expecting some furry shit
>>17675440
dumb drunk college chick shoved her ass on me was sore for a few days,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9fvxAusm Fri 19 May 2023 08:53:45 No.17675448 Report

Quoted By:

>>17674975
Uhhhh but Dr fauci said that social distancing was a good thing?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 08:54:03 No.17675449 Report

Quoted By: >>17675477

>>17675444
you can't be raped as a male that's physically not possible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 08:56:06 No.17675453 Report

Quoted By: >>17675477

>>17675444
>when I searched luna star
>literally not knowing a top notch pornstar
wtf, typical nofap fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 09:03:50 No.17675477 Report

Quoted By: >>17675497 >>17675506

>>17675449
i guess rape isn't the right thing I was going for, sexually assaulted fits the definition better
>>17675453
sorry I don't know every porn star's name, you decrepit coomer, also she is mid af, OLD CUBAN HAG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:psA65SUj Fri 19 May 2023 09:05:38 No.17675486 Report

Quoted By: >>17675506

>>17675397
That's kinda gay ngl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 09:07:35 No.17675497 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675477
>also she is mid af
I will smash your face into a jelly for that sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 09:09:52 No.17675506 Report

Quoted By: >>17675517 >>17675598

>>17675477
and that's also le bad and that's why having guns is a thing in america
>>17675486
it literally can't be gay but yes i do need to specify that if you're a male then you should engage in sexual activities with females only and if you're a female you should engage in sexual activities strictly with males and not the other way around

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g8BuWZPd Fri 19 May 2023 09:11:45 No.17675514 Report

Quoted By:

>>17674975
>Nightfall
I had to look this up. God i wish i had a wet dream even once in my life it sounds so cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 09:12:46 No.17675517 Report

Quoted By: >>17675544

>>17675506
I don't think I can get away in court for blowing some whores brains out because of unwanted grinding

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 09:18:26 No.17675544 Report

Quoted By: >>17675567

>>17675517
that's true but you can always shoot legs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 09:23:30 No.17675567 Report

Quoted By: >>17675575 >>17675585

>>17675544
still don't think the jury will let me go for crippling her, maybe and I mean MAYBE a slap anything more would be jail

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 09:26:22 No.17675575 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675567
I wish I were in an american jail wearing orange and playing basketball hehe join the gang and kill someone with a fork to earn respect

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 09:31:54 No.17675585 Report

Quoted By: >>17675595

>>17675567
alright i agree this whole situation is very controversial so just don't visit such places next time where women are sexually assaulting random people for no apparent reason

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 09:34:52 No.17675595 Report

Quoted By: >>17675600

>>17675585
I live in a college city bars around here are full of them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:psA65SUj Fri 19 May 2023 09:36:33 No.17675598 Report

Quoted By: >>17675603

>>17675506
This seems complicated. I think I need a wank.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 09:36:42 No.17675600 Report

Quoted By: >>17675612

>>17675595
STOP VISITING SPECIFIC STORES THAT SELL EXCLUSIVELY NIGGERBOOZE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 09:39:16 No.17675603 Report

Quoted By: >>17675609

>>17675598
no you don't need that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:psA65SUj Fri 19 May 2023 09:40:52 No.17675609 Report

Quoted By: >>17675624

>>17675603
Just hang on, I'm having a quick wank then I'll be back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 09:41:32 No.17675612 Report

Quoted By: >>17675624

>>17675600
a drink here and there not going to hurt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 09:46:57 No.17675624 Report

Quoted By: >>17675626 >>17675645

>>17675609
you won't actually do that and if you do then i don't even know what to say
>>17675612
yeah but a drink here and there usually transform into a consumption of liters of literal medical alcohol in like five minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:psA65SUj Fri 19 May 2023 09:47:45 No.17675626 Report

Quoted By: >>17675630

>>17675624
shh shh I'm almost finished.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 09:50:15 No.17675630 Report

Quoted By: >>17675637 >>17675640

>>17675626
STOP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:psA65SUj Fri 19 May 2023 09:53:16 No.17675637 Report

Quoted By: >>17675746

>>17675630
Just wait a minute.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:psA65SUj Fri 19 May 2023 09:54:51 No.17675640 Report

Quoted By: >>17675645 >>17675746

>>17675630
Okay I'm done.
Now what were you trying to say before?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Abinv2Ch Fri 19 May 2023 09:57:38 No.17675645 Report

Quoted By: >>17675746 >>17676313

>>17675640
gross, wash your hands, you grimy bastard
>>17675624
yes, sometimes a few drinks turn into half a bottle, but most drinkers will learn to control that urge

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 10:36:15 No.17675746 Report

Quoted By: >>17675766

>>17675637
>>17675640
STOP MASTURBATING
>>17675645
chronic drinkers are the ones that neglect this principle the most

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b/w/FQsm Fri 19 May 2023 10:42:15 No.17675766 Report

Quoted By: >>17675780

>>17675746
eat shit I will masterbate and drink and whatever else

better kys like your favorite degenerate tesak faggot you nazi shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5U0L8cff Fri 19 May 2023 10:47:49 No.17675780 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675766
it wasn't a suicide...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FJKHsCNp Fri 19 May 2023 13:08:45 No.17676015 Report

Quoted By: >>17676184

>>17675397
Have sex with one human being for the rest of your life doe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5wzSzaaW Fri 19 May 2023 13:36:37 No.17676074 Report

Quoted By:

Gooned in your honor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HFxwyX14 Fri 19 May 2023 13:37:41 No.17676078 Report

Quoted By:

i am going to jack off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 14:05:47 No.17676184 Report

Quoted By: >>17676197

>>17676015
or not having sex at all is also an option

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FJKHsCNp Fri 19 May 2023 14:08:59 No.17676197 Report

Quoted By: >>17676241

>>17676184
what? but how can you le breed then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HswCWgr9 Fri 19 May 2023 14:33:47 No.17676241 Report

Quoted By: >>17676309

>>17676197
creating and forcing new human beings to exist in this terrible vile world is kind of cruel

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FJKHsCNp Fri 19 May 2023 15:02:34 No.17676309 Report

Quoted By:

>>17676241
I guess every white man should breed with a woman of color and create dumb niggermutts which will have IQ low enough to not understand that the world is... LE VILE AND CRUEL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2GKjTer3 Fri 19 May 2023 15:04:03 No.17676313 Report

Quoted By:

>>17675645
>but most drinkers will learn to control that urge
nobody has ever been this wrong about anything in the history of everything ever

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