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>be me
>in uni
>have crush on a really nice hispanic chick
>also eat a lot of hard foods
>get constipated
>after 4 days without shitting, i get queasy in history
>my rectum hurts like a bitch
>leave class and make a mad dash to the bathroom anime style
>it hurts real bad now
>i almost black out as i approach the bathrooms
>i can barely see until i plop my ass down on the seat
>its like giving birth
>the stone shit scrapes down my anal cavity
>just as the turtle head is poking out i hear someone speak
>its my crush
>"dude you're not supposed to be in here"
>oshit.jpg
>i remain silent as there's a small brown child pushing out of my ass
>she moves across the room, likely scanning the stalls for my feet
>i ever so silently squat with my feet planted on the toilet
>she walks past my stall
>crisis averted
>my anus, desperately clenching onto my shit baby, runs out of energy and relaxes
>it shoots out of my ass like a giant pellet, scratching my rectum like hell
>i can't help but shout
>"FUCK"
>she gasps
>as the digested rock drops into the bowl, the water splashes all over the seat
>i lose my footing and the back of my head hits the front of the toilet
>i black out for a moment
>when i wake up, my crush is in front of me in shock, my head broke through the front of the fucking toilet bowl, both water and blood are leaking from behind my head, and my flacid penis is drooping there directly in front of her
My friends call me brick-shitter now
>in uni
>have crush on a really nice hispanic chick
>also eat a lot of hard foods
>get constipated
>after 4 days without shitting, i get queasy in history
>my rectum hurts like a bitch
>leave class and make a mad dash to the bathroom anime style
>it hurts real bad now
>i almost black out as i approach the bathrooms
>i can barely see until i plop my ass down on the seat
>its like giving birth
>the stone shit scrapes down my anal cavity
>just as the turtle head is poking out i hear someone speak
>its my crush
>"dude you're not supposed to be in here"
>oshit.jpg
>i remain silent as there's a small brown child pushing out of my ass
>she moves across the room, likely scanning the stalls for my feet
>i ever so silently squat with my feet planted on the toilet
>she walks past my stall
>crisis averted
>my anus, desperately clenching onto my shit baby, runs out of energy and relaxes
>it shoots out of my ass like a giant pellet, scratching my rectum like hell
>i can't help but shout
>"FUCK"
>she gasps
>as the digested rock drops into the bowl, the water splashes all over the seat
>i lose my footing and the back of my head hits the front of the toilet
>i black out for a moment
>when i wake up, my crush is in front of me in shock, my head broke through the front of the fucking toilet bowl, both water and blood are leaking from behind my head, and my flacid penis is drooping there directly in front of her
My friends call me brick-shitter now
