Kill Texans. Behead Texans. Roundhouse kick a Texan into the concrete. Slam dunk a Texan baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Texans. Defecate in a Texans food. Launch Texans into the sun. Stir fry Texans in a wok. Toss Texans into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Texans gas tank. Judo throw Texans into a wood chipper. Twist Texans heads off. Report Texans to the IRS. Karate chop Texans in half. Curb stomp pregnant Texans. Trap Texans in quicksand. Crush Texans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Texans in a vat of acid. Eat Texans. Dissect Texans. Exterminate Texans in the gas chamber. Stomp Texan skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Texans in the oven. Lobotomize Texans. Mandatory abortions for Texans. Grind Texan fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Texans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Texans with a ray gun. Kick old Texans down the stairs. Feed Texans to alligators. Slice Texans with a katana.