>>17706344The story? Overrated. All it does is take you from point A to point B, where at each location, you guessed it, MORE FLOWERS! Oh, but they're crucial for crafting, you say? For alchemy? What's the point of slaying a beast in an epic battle if all you need is a particular petal or root to gain the upper hand?
And what about the so-called 'choices'? Sure, it's fascinating to see how a decision you made early in the game comes back to haunt you twenty hours later. But let's be real, all it means is that at some point, you chose to pick the red flower instead of the blue flower. I mean, come on, what kind of flower picking algorithm do they have in place there?
In conclusion, The Witcher 3, with its abundant flora and fauna, its relentless encouragement of picking every bloom in sight, is nothing more than a botanical guide cunningly masquerading as a blockbuster RPG. I'd recommend this game only to those who seek the thrill of a virtual botany degree, not to someone looking for the immersive fantasy experience it claims to offer. I mean, I’m a gamer, not a gardener!
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