>>1772884 And you thought you were fucked up.
After you’ve made it through, it becomes an “every BVB Army soldier emo fangirl for themselves scenario” in which a battle royal of carnage and bloodshed over who gets to lock their lips around Andy Sixx’s anus and suck the warm brown turd from within: the last person standing. After you have defeated everyone in battle, you will be allowed to knock on Andy’s dressing room and he will answer.
In an uninterested voice, he will say:
“Hey, you’re not the catering service I called for,” in which you must speak the sacred words:
“To the Log within, I call to thee!”
And one of two things will happen from there:
Scenario 1:
Assuming Andy is a religious fanatic, he will go along with your call for his sweet warm log and receive you inside his chambers. From there, he will have you stand on an inverted pentagram drawn in blood on the floor and then get down on your knees with your mouth open. Then he will lower his pants and thrust his ass into your face where the pleasure is all your from that point onwards.
As you press your face between his ass crack, you get a feeling for his tremendous toushy that has been sitting down and doing nothing for most of his life massage your facial cheeks with his ass cheeks.You start at the top of his ass crack with your tongue and work your way down delicately feeling the texture of the shit that has been smeared down the crack from the last time he used the bathroom and wiped a wet, runny shit upwards. Your tongue will continue down the channel of your desire and reach the sacred chocolate starfish containing the delicious brown log from within.
