>>17709576I stole a pair of €40 earphones from a large retail store.
The funniest part was when I was fumbling with some tools on sale because I wanted to use scissor to cut open some part of the earphones box, to be safe that the alarm wouldn't sound when I left.
While I was fumbling with the scissors a unmarked security guard came to me and told me to knock it off or he was gonna call the police.
I wasn't sure if he had seen me pocket the earphones so I assumed he was talking about the scissors.
I left with the earphones in my pocket and nothing happened.