>Be me, underpaid torture artist from 47th floor of hell
>Warming up dick flattener
>Get sent new victim
>Go through the whole spiel, "Unbearable Pain", all that
>Start running the machine, think it is working as normal
>Guy starts moaning uncontrollably
>This hasn't happened before
>Get upper management
>Tells me to send him to the bee inhaler because this one is immune to the dick press
>Start getting more of these and the dick press has to be decommissioned because these perverts actually enjoy getting their genitalia mutilated