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>After college I moved to San Francisco. Not long after, I started to have really weird shits - a lot of thick mucus and varying shades of green. Instead of placing the blame on my significant uptick in beer consumption and a one-a-day burrito habit, I assumed I'd contracted the AIDS or some other god awful disease. Luckily I had just gotten a good job with health benefits, so I went to the doctor. Naturally, they needed an actual piece of my shit to test.
>After college I moved to San Francisco. Not long after, I started to have really weird shits - a lot of thick mucus and varying shades of green. Instead of placing the blame on my significant uptick in beer consumption and a one-a-day burrito habit, I assumed I'd contracted the AIDS or some other god awful disease. Luckily I had just gotten a good job with health benefits, so I went to the doctor. Naturally, they needed an actual piece of my shit to test.
