>>17753791This is why every man needs at least 1 bro he trusts to have his back when shit gets tough. He doesn't have to be the best friend ever, or even someone you like that much, but he must be trustworthy.
Then, if shit like this ever happens, you take ALL your money and goods, and hand it all to this one friend, and tell him to stash it all away and not contact you until the time is right.
At this point you simply give the bitch an ultimatum: either she takes a paternity test (one that will hold in court, just in case there are variants), or you divorce her then and there. Since you no longer have a cent to your name, divorce becomes the worst of the two since either you take half her shit and pay nothing, or you simply laugh in her face as she gets 0 out of it because there is nothing they can take from you other than your shoes.
It really surprises me that more celebs don't just do this.
