Roll and look at your ID.
HUNDREDS
0-Start Masturbating to...
1-Poop/Piss on...
2-FUG...
3-Punch...
4-Rub your nipples to...
5-Violently hump the air to...
6-Have a seizure in front of...
7-Sacrifice...
8-Propose to...
9-Eat...
TENS
0-The poster above you
1-The poster below you
2-The Cirno
3-Duke
4-Leafgirl
5-Boogie 2988
6-Alzheimers guy
7-Fren
8-Rooki
9-Bugs
ONES
1-In bed
2-On your floor
3-For the Emperor
4-In your living room
5-On your roof
6-In your backyard
7-For Kek
8-On your Toilet
9-In Space.
ID RANKING
The color of your ID and it's contents play into the action that was determined by the roll.
Green: Kek wills it.
Blue: the Führer demands it.
Pink: You're gay.
Purple: You're a Feminist shill.
Red: You're a disgusting leaf in disguise.
Brown: Oooga Booga
Orange: You're autistic.
Yellow: Dick length of 12 inches.
Black: Chad.
White: Virgin.
If your ID has "fug", you are the king of Binland.
If your ID has "jew" in it you are banned.
If your ID has "kek" you are one with kek.
Let the madness begin.