I will be you boyfriend, we can go to Arby's for a nice romantic dinner. I'll get you a bacon beef and cheddar with all the curly fries and Arby's sauce your pretty heart desires.
After Arby's we can go play mini-golf where I'm going to act like I'm letting you win but I don't understand how scoring world on golf so I'm just giving you all the points.
Then we can go to a park and split a 40 playing on the swings, then fool around on the jungle gym and touch each other's dirty parts.
