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Okay. I'm going to break all this down into easily digestible terms. That way you autists can understand without muddling shit up with endless minutia.
>Late WW2. Nazis develop a nuclear weapon. Yes, they had it first, but only enough material for two devices.
>Nazis test one of the bombs off Norway and the bomber that delivered it is blown up as a result.
>Ayys detect the detonation and approach the Nazis with an offer.
>We give you advanced tech, you stop tearing the fabric of the universe apart.
>Nazi scientists agree. Hitler is a spaz, starts war with Russia. The rest is academic.
>Nazi scientists form a splinter group, develop the Haunebu craft and fuck off with it to Argentina via U-boat and continue development there.
>Nazis get their shit pushed in by Stalin and Allies. The end.
>Operation Paperclip. The US develops a nuclear weapon. They detonate it.
>Ayys approach Americans and offer them same deal they offered the Nazis.
>Americans are enraged that Ayys worked with the Nazis. Truman tells the Ayys they can catagorically fuck themselves.
>Truman is such an asshole he orders two bombs dropped on Japan horrifying the Ayys entirely.
>With the knowledge that the Nazis aren't really defeated, the Americans send Rear Admiral Byrd and Rear Admiral Cruzen to Antarctica to find the Nazis. Operation Highjump.
>Nazis have build a small fleet of Haunebu aircraft and hand Byrd and Cruzen their asses. Pentagon covers this up.
>Russia tests a nuke. Ayys DONT show up with an offer because Truman was such a belligerent shitlord. This kicks off the nuclear arms race, and simultaneously the "space race" that is really just a cover to funnel money elsewhere.
>Ayys are freaking out so they send ships to monitor the stupid apes ripping holes in space/time with nuclear weapons.
>Americans figure out that some Ayy ships can be fucked with when you aim high intensity radar at them.
>Roswell.
tbc.
>Late WW2. Nazis develop a nuclear weapon. Yes, they had it first, but only enough material for two devices.
>Nazis test one of the bombs off Norway and the bomber that delivered it is blown up as a result.
>Ayys detect the detonation and approach the Nazis with an offer.
>We give you advanced tech, you stop tearing the fabric of the universe apart.
>Nazi scientists agree. Hitler is a spaz, starts war with Russia. The rest is academic.
>Nazi scientists form a splinter group, develop the Haunebu craft and fuck off with it to Argentina via U-boat and continue development there.
>Nazis get their shit pushed in by Stalin and Allies. The end.
>Operation Paperclip. The US develops a nuclear weapon. They detonate it.
>Ayys approach Americans and offer them same deal they offered the Nazis.
>Americans are enraged that Ayys worked with the Nazis. Truman tells the Ayys they can catagorically fuck themselves.
>Truman is such an asshole he orders two bombs dropped on Japan horrifying the Ayys entirely.
>With the knowledge that the Nazis aren't really defeated, the Americans send Rear Admiral Byrd and Rear Admiral Cruzen to Antarctica to find the Nazis. Operation Highjump.
>Nazis have build a small fleet of Haunebu aircraft and hand Byrd and Cruzen their asses. Pentagon covers this up.
>Russia tests a nuke. Ayys DONT show up with an offer because Truman was such a belligerent shitlord. This kicks off the nuclear arms race, and simultaneously the "space race" that is really just a cover to funnel money elsewhere.
>Ayys are freaking out so they send ships to monitor the stupid apes ripping holes in space/time with nuclear weapons.
>Americans figure out that some Ayy ships can be fucked with when you aim high intensity radar at them.
>Roswell.
tbc.
