Lads im feeling intimidated by this latest flat earther trend. Naturally I thought it was ridiculous because the Globe is a scientific fact, and the scientific community can be wrong individually but never wrong as a whole...

So I thought, "heh, I'll disprove these flat earthers" and did some research to confirm the scientific reasons why we know the earth is round...
>Ships sink over horizon
>Curved lunar shadow during eclipse
>Southern stars different from Northern stars
>fluids spin opposite directions in North and South (coriolis effect)
>circumnavigation
>Time zones

Globebros... Is this really all we've got? 2500 years of Globe theory and this is ALL WE'VE COME UP WITH!? I am fucking SHOOK by this. These "proofs" are flimsy as fuck and the flatties have explanations for each phenomenon that are just as plausible...

But we have images of earth from space, right? So we know it's round, because we've seen it? Wrong. We haven't seen shit. WE HAVE NO IMAGES OF EARTH FROM SPACE. I repeat, NONE. We don't have a single fucking one. All we have is goofy cartoons like pic related and "composite images" of stitched together oceans and landmasses. The ONLY images we have are from the Apollo missions, but they depend on trusting an American federal government during wartime desperately in need of propaganda... i.e. they are completely inadmissible as evidence. Apart from those missions, even our top bloke Neil deGrasse Tyson admits we've never moved off the Globe more than a few millimetres proportionally speaking...

Guys, we're FUCKED if this is all we have to go on. How can we globalists take over the Globe IF THERE ISN'T A GLOBE!?!?!

The political ramifications of this are extraordinary. SHUT IT DOWN.