I'm the fag of /bant/
I'm the futasuck of /bant/
I will destroy every bully with my reddit memes
And they will fucking suffer and drown with my shit fumo memes

I'm the fag of /bant/
I'm the futasuck of /bant/
I will fucking rape /bant/, and nobody will stop me
If they try to, then that is just called heresy

I'm the fag of /bant/
I'm the futasuck of /bant/
I am the royal homosexual of /bant/
I am the TRUE biggest gay of /bant/
I'll always be the worst of /bant/

No matter how many times
You try to stop me
Because that makes
Me look like a fucking pussy

/bant/ is ruled by cool guys
always trying to lock fags out

/bant/ is ruled by fucking based people
But now I decided to change that

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I am the fag of /bant/ right now

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I am the fag of /bant/ and you will suffer in my grocery king generals

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
My ass will be taught a lesson to not mess with polish thugs

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I will fucking destroy my namefag buddies with my aids when I have sex with them

I fucking love whiteknighting for Akaribrapsniffer
Why am I such a faggot?
Am I fucking retarded?
Well, too bad the game's just started