I am so fucking pissed off right now. My motorcycle conked the fuck out at 2am and this dumb mother fucker wouldn't pick up the goddamn phone. As if me calling 6 times at 2am wasn't going to be fucking important. So I have to push this fucking thing 3 miles home, and I get home at 3:30am, and the FUCKING FRONT AND BACK DOOR ARE WIDE OPEN. THIS STUPID MOTHER FUCKER CONSTANTLY LEAVES THE DOORS OPEN AND DRIVES MY FUCKING AC BILL THROUGH THE ROOF, AND HE LEFT THEM OPEN THROUGHOUT THE FUCKING NIGHT, IN THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD. AND I GET HOME AND HE'S FUCKING SNORING ON MY FUCKING COUCH.