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What is the best state and why is it Pennsylvania?

>redneck enough to be loved by red states
>progressive enough to be loved by blue states
>irrelevant enough to avoid becoming a glamorized shithole
>relevant enough to not be considered irrelevant
>not too hot
>not too cold
>not overly wealthy
>not poor
>lots of historical shit
>lots of natural beauty
>plenty of opportunity
>not ridiculously taxed
>can choose to live in the mountains, the woods, the country, the city, by the lake, the suburbs, the old-fashioned town, or any possible location you can dream of with the exception of the beach
>gambling is legal and not run by greedy natives
>food is homely with European origins
>beer is awesome
>can always find something to do or somewhere to go if you're not a non-sociable NEET
>best interstate sports rivalries
>not a flyover state
>literally "Americana, the state"

Second state, best state.