Generally, I like to get my bull nice and hard for my wife before he breeds her with his potent jungle seed.

However, this has become a source of conflict for both myself and my bull. He tried to claim I was bisexual or homosexual for sucking him off, but I told him that by that logic he wouldn't be heterosexual either. My bull then argued that you are only gay if you suck dicks, not if you get your dick sucked.

From this point we argued in circles, he got upset and slapped me in the face with his