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ID:vKBZ6+zd No.1791727 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Be me 4 years old
>Early 2000 kid
>Watching Nickelodeon
>Seeing Squidward karma explosion
>Thought "if you fall from really high you explode"
Fast forward to night time
>Waiting for mom to fall asleep
>"I am going to experiment if it is real"
>*Grabbing my cats*
>*Throw them out of the balcony*
>"They didn't explode" "Oh no"
>Proceed to throw toys off the balcony
>After that for some reason i threw my bunny off the balcony
>Didn't explode
I would have thrown my fishes too if they didn't escape my grasps
>"I will go to bed so she won't know it was me"
>Wake up
>See mom worried were the pets are
>Neighbor rings doorbell
>Said that there was stuff thrown off the balcony also cats and a bunny
>My mom was shocked
>The cats survived with no wounds
>But the bunny.. is dead..
>She immediately knew it was me for some reason
>My mom was sad
At least i didn't get any punishment...
TL;DR Because of Spongebob i killed my pet