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Gregg's Arume thread

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:32:56 No.1793011 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1793029 >>1793031 >>1793046 >>1793084 >>1793102 >>1793133 >>1793171 >>1793939

Hey space lesbians just invaded the world and you're in a Gregg's in london where a quantum flux just merged the UK and Finland together
roll faget
Also watch your're benis beecause Arumes don't like people with benises

Sad Sad man

Sad Sad man ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:33:52 No.1793029 Report

Quoted By: >>1793051

>>1793011
>Wake up and cry

John Gregg

John Gregg ID:37dIVgFJ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:34:20 No.1793031 Report

Quoted By: >>1793051

>>1793011
>He walks into the Greggs saying:
"All hail a British classic! Our tasty Sausage Rolls have developed a bit of a following over the years. And it’s easy to see why."

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:35:43 No.1793046 Report

Quoted By: >>1793051

>>1793011
I hab benis :D:D:D:D

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:36:15 No.1793051 Report

Quoted By: >>1793060 >>1793089

>>1793029
>92
>You smell the warmth of gregg's sausage rolls and a truck of peace just missed you
>>1793031
>13
>Arumes see you and then say "REEEEEE WHITE MALE REEEEE NO DICKS ALLOWED SHOW ME YOUR DICK LICENSE OR WE'LL HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR BENIS"
>and then a truck of peace rams into Greggs, knocking down a rack of sausage rolls
>>1793046
>64
>BIG BENIS :DDDD

Sad Sad man

Sad Sad man ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:36:50 No.1793060 Report

Quoted By: >>1793103

>>1793051
>Cry

Average Kong

Average Kong ID:monYIQ1+ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:38:28 No.1793084 Report

Quoted By: >>1793103

>>1793011
>GET UP,GET UP,AND GET DOWN

John Gregg

John Gregg ID:37dIVgFJ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:38:59 No.1793089 Report

Quoted By: >>1793103

>>1793051
>Eat the sausage rolls off the floor while saying:
"Freshly baked in our shops throughout the day, these family favourites are made from seasoned sausage meat wrapped in layers of crisp, golden puff pastry."

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:40:00 No.1793102 Report

Quoted By: >>1793191

>>1793011
look for a microwave

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:40:01 No.1793103 Report

Quoted By: >>1793126 >>1793131 >>1793150 >>1793175

>>1793060
>6
>an Arume shoots you and then you get hit by a truck of peace, sending you flying down 20 blocks down the street right in front of a government feminization machine building. They ask you if you have a benis license, if you don't they'll have to confiscate your benis by feminizing you
>>1793084
>48
>you narrowly avoid a truck of peace ramming into you
>>1793089
>98
>The Arumes say "Cheerio chap, have a great day!" and then leave, just to get hit by a truck of peace right outside the Gregg's

Average Kong

Average Kong ID:monYIQ1+ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:41:32 No.1793126 Report

Quoted By: >>1793191

>>1793103
"Well why I never!"
>Twirl cane around and continue walking

John Gregg

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John Gregg ID:37dIVgFJ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:42:10 No.1793131 Report

Quoted By: >>1793191

>>1793103
>Laugh at the dead arume while I have a mouthful of sausage roll

Juan Pablo

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Juan Pablo ID:712gW0e/ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:42:11 No.1793133 Report

Quoted By: >>1793191

>>1793011
>Roll

Sad Sad Man

Sad Sad Man ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:43:46 No.1793150 Report

Quoted By: >>1793191

>>1793103
>Cry even more

Jack Smith

Jack Smith ID:nO3GonLO Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:44:59 No.1793171 Report

Quoted By: >>1793191

>>1793011
get called racist and post on 4chan

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:45:16 No.1793175 Report

Quoted By: >>1793185 >>1793191

>>1793103
Sabe sad man by whipping Arume wib big benis :D:D:D

Sad Sad Man

Sad Sad Man ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:45:51 No.1793185 Report

Quoted By:

>>1793175
>Cry because someone cares about me

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:46:08 No.1793191 Report

Quoted By: >>1793203 >>1793210 >>1793216 >>1793220 >>1793222 >>1793227 >>1793235

>>1793102
>20
>a truck of peace driver whizzes by you, with a truck full of explosive microwaves. They all explode and stab you with microwave shrapnel, and you're accused of hate crime by an entire mosque
>>1793126
>62
>Nice cane, you look British
>>1793131
>13
>the sausage roll has 9,001 grams of estrogen in it and you now are thicc and look like a grill
>>1793133
>dubs
>you have an explosive microwave launcher and a truck of peace drove by and killed 10 Arumes
>>1793150
>5
>"That's it cunt ur being feminized"
>They take you in and put you in a machine. Then suddenly ur benis is sucked through a tube and replaced by a vaginae and you become a thicc catgrill with B cups
>>1793171
>17
>A truck of peace drives into your apartment and breaks your computer
>>1793175
>57
>you knock out an Arume with your big benin

John Gregg

John Gregg ID:37dIVgFJ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:47:12 No.1793203 Report

Quoted By: >>1793313

>>1793191
>Go pick up some black guys, they love big white bitches

Average Kong

Average Kong ID:monYIQ1+ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:47:48 No.1793210 Report

Quoted By: >>1793313

>>1793191
>Look for those good for nothing Arumes and ask them about there day.

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:48:17 No.1793216 Report

Quoted By: >>1793313

>>1793191
>Sad Sad man Dies of Sadness
>Kazuhira Miller sees it from a distance
>He kills the arume with ease

Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo ID:712gW0e/ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:48:22 No.1793220 Report

Quoted By: >>1793313

>>1793191
>Search for the other's

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:48:30 No.1793222 Report

Quoted By: >>1793313

>>1793191
look for an arume

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:49:12 No.1793227 Report

Quoted By: >>1793313

>>1793191
>I get the fuck up.

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:49:27 No.1793235 Report

Quoted By: >>1793313

>>1793191
Heligobter :D:D:D:D

>Probel myself through the air wib my benis :D:D:D

Jack Smith

Jack Smith ID:nO3GonLO Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:51:09 No.1793255 Report

Quoted By: >>1793313

ged benis licence : DDDD

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:55:38 No.1793313 Report

Quoted By: >>1793325 >>1793343 >>1793350 >>1793359 >>1793360 >>1793368

>>1793203
>30
>Arume sees through your trap appearance
>"OI WHERE'S YOUR BENIS LICENSE"
>>1793210
>1
>You get hit by a truck of peace and then into an exploding AIDS microwave factory packed with 1 bazillion grams of estrogen in every shrapnel and then you become ultra thicc and then you fly into a feminization machine and your benis gets taken and then you bounce into auchwitz and get gassed 6 gazillion times by hitler but then you get truck of peaced back to Britain Finland and then you get hit by 4 truck of peaces at the same time and now all your bones are broken and you get shoad 6 gajillion more times by the Arumes and then you get shot by the entirety of America and now you're on the road and the entire Arume airforce, navy, and army is on you and they all have nuclear bombs with them
>you're still alive tho
>>1793216
>61
>you shoot an Arume to died
>>1793220
>02
>you get exploded by a truck of peace into a feminization factory. you still have your microwave launcher
>>1793222
>TRIPS
>Every muslim in Britain has a heart attack and dies
>Microwaves across the nation explode and kill countless Arumes
>you are now a British hero and the leader of the resistance
>>1793227
>72
>You have a fucking bat and a fucking gun to shoot fucking Arumes with
>>1793235
>53
>you fly bery gud with BIG BENIN :DDDD
>>1793255
>dubs
>you have license for extremely BIG BENIS and Arumes wand to fug you

Kazuhira Miller

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Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:56:35 No.1793325 Report

Quoted By: >>1793368 >>1793401

>>1793313
>Shoot myself in the head because all my friends are gone

Bezerk Kong

Bezerk Kong ID:monYIQ1+ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:57:41 No.1793343 Report

Quoted By: >>1793401 >>1793412

>>1793313
>GO BEZERK,CHANNEL THAT INNER KONG AND GO ON A RAMPAGE LIKE THE KING

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:58:12 No.1793350 Report

Quoted By: >>1793412

>>1793313
>I explore the city

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:58:44 No.1793359 Report

Quoted By: >>1793401

>>1793313
i look for an arume squad

Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo ID:712gW0e/ Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:58:52 No.1793360 Report

Quoted By: >>1793401

>>1793313
>Search in the factory attack arumes with the microwave launcher

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 22:59:14 No.1793368 Report

Quoted By: >>1793401

>>1793325
Ib still here :D:D:D>>1793313
>Console friend wib benis :D:D:D:D:D:D

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:01:32 No.1793401 Report

Quoted By: >>1793410 >>1793412 >>1793423 >>1793424 >>1793427 >>1793439 >>1793447

>>1793325
>52
>fugg rip in dead bress benis to pay respegts
>>1793343
>05
>A microwave of peace explodes and hits your benis
>>1793359
>95
>you see an Arume squad, they don't see you
>>1793360
>06
>microwave launcher broke and exploded you into a feminization machine. You become a frog girl and you see your benis outside the feminization machine
>>1793368
>86
>Your benis revives him
>>1793343
>34
>you get hit by a truck of peace

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:02:13 No.1793410 Report

Quoted By: >>1793447 >>1793472

>>1793401
>Kill Myself again
''I DON'T WANNA SUFFER ANYMORE''

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:02:24 No.1793412 Report

Quoted By:

>>1793401
oops meant to reply to >>1793350, >>1793343

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:03:14 No.1793423 Report

Quoted By: >>1793428 >>1793472

>>1793401
"as the leader of the it is my responsibility to handle this." i go up to them and slap one of them in the face

Bezerk Kong

Bezerk Kong ID:monYIQ1+ Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:03:15 No.1793424 Report

Quoted By: >>1793472

>>1793401
>Go to Parliament and ban trucks

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:03:27 No.1793427 Report

Quoted By: >>1793472

>>1793401
>I hope my benis is intact, and continue exploring the city

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:03:31 No.1793428 Report

Quoted By:

>>1793423
the resistance*

Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo ID:712gW0e/ Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:04:49 No.1793439 Report

Quoted By: >>1793472

>>1793401
>Kill myself life is already too painful to be a frog girl

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:05:31 No.1793447 Report

Quoted By: >>1793472

>>1793410
>>1793401
We still habb Arume to kill. I will be your benis in our crusade against ebil :D:D

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:07:36 No.1793472 Report

Quoted By: >>1793482 >>1793488 >>1793492 >>1793518

>>1793410
>you get exploded into aidschwitz and then die of nigger aids but get revived by hitler and then you fall into an exploding microwave factory and then you explode into a feminization machine and then you become a submissive cat grill who loves benis and only wants to fug 24/7 and then you get cat aids and then you can't kill yourself because every weapon or tool you use to kill yourself gets replaced by a 40 inch dildo when you touch it and instantly fugs your vaginae
>>1793423
>32
>you get shot by one of the resistance members, who is actually an Arume spy.
>>1793424
>42
>on the way you get truck o peaced
>>1793427
>72
>you're benis is intact, you avoid 4 trucks of peace
>>1793439
>93
>you die and become frog legs
>>1793447
>74
>2 Arumes kill themselves because they know that they're satan himslef

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:08:35 No.1793482 Report

Quoted By: >>1793509

>>1793472
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
''END MY SUFFERING ALREADY''
>Allahu Akbar myself

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:08:55 No.1793488 Report

Quoted By: >>1793509

>>1793472
>as it is intact, I search for a way to the rooftops.

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:09:54 No.1793492 Report

Quoted By: >>1793509

>>1793472
"hey, cutie. it's not cool to shoot a chad like me" kiss her lips

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:11:20 No.1793509 Report

Quoted By: >>1793522 >>1793523 >>1793529

>>1793482
>28
>your suicide vest is actually dildos and they fug you in the vaginea and moffe
>>1793488
>dubs
>you grow another benis and become a benis helecopter, geting you on the rofe
>>1793492
>29
>it's Mandy
>She screams "IMBECIL" and punches you, you hit the road and a truck of peace runs over your hands

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:12:22 No.1793518 Report

Quoted By: >>1793580

>>1793472
Dis guy is fugged :D:D:D

>Head to resistance base :D

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:12:40 No.1793522 Report

Quoted By: >>1793580

>>1793509
>I view the area from the roof.

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:12:42 No.1793523 Report

Quoted By: >>1793580

>>1793509
>Suicide by car

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:13:07 No.1793529 Report

Quoted By: >>1793580

>>1793509
i run over to the arume yelling out "feminize me!"

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:15:46 No.1793580 Report

Quoted By: >>1793598 >>1793602 >>1793633 >>1793647

>>1793518
>81
>Everybody is Spurdo and Gondola
>"Fgugg big BENIS :DDDDDD"
>>1793522
>dubs
>you see Arumes
>Now you don't because a truck of peace ran into the microwave factory and exlpoded them killing all of them
>>1793529
>92
>They put you into the feminization machine and you become a qt grill with D cups. you're also submissive and want tosucc benis
>>1793523
>32
>the cars attach dildos and fug you

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:17:21 No.1793598 Report

Quoted By: >>1793630 >>1793633

>>1793580
>Suicide by any mean possible

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:17:36 No.1793602 Report

Quoted By: >>1793630

>>1793580
>I backflip down into a truck of peace.

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:20:15 No.1793630 Report

Quoted By: >>1793652 >>1793654

>>1793598
>>1793598
>>1793602
>>1793602
>>1793602
>>1793598
>89
>since you were just 1 off you succ a benis and egt fugged
>>1793602
>20
>the trkcu of peas hits you and you get a broken benisn

spec ops frog

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spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:20:36 No.1793633 Report

Quoted By: >>1793652 >>1793706

>>1793580
>>1793598
i go over to kazuhira "hello there!"

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:21:52 No.1793647 Report

Quoted By: >>1793706

>>1793580
Today, we show da arume da power ub da benis:D:D We dribe dem off da plannit like the space gommies they are :D:D:D:D:D We fight not for honour, not for glory, not even for personal gain! We fight for benis!:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

Kazuhira

Kazuhira ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:22:12 No.1793652 Report

Quoted By: >>1793706 >>1793711

>>1793630
>Give up on trying to die
>>1793633
''P-Please let me d-die i have nothing to live for''

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:22:15 No.1793654 Report

Quoted By: >>1793706

>>1793630
>I should have a benis left, and they are just controlled bloodbags anyway, so I climb into the truck and prepare to kill.

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:26:07 No.1793706 Report

Quoted By: >>1793721 >>1793734 >>1793746 >>1793779

>>1793633
>>1793633
>>1793633
>>1793633

>dubs
>the guy fugging Kaz says "Hey succ my bnis"
>>1793647
>74
"SPROLOLOLOLO :DDDDDD BENIN :DDDDD"
>they're riled up and have eregt benis
>>1793652
>25
>the jet of cummies is so powerful you drink at least 20 litres of benis juice and violently start vomiting semen
>>1793654
>45
>another truck of peace hits your other benis and now 2 bnes are broke

spec ops frog

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spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:26:25 No.1793711 Report

Quoted By: >>1793769 >>1793779

>>1793652
"but onii chan! you have me!"

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:26:54 No.1793721 Report

Quoted By: >>1793769

>>1793706
"y-yamero!"

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:27:49 No.1793734 Report

Quoted By: >>1793769

>>1793706
"god damnit, I get another one, THEN they both break.

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:28:29 No.1793746 Report

Quoted By: >>1793769

>>1793706
Charge!!!:D:D:D

>Attack the nearest arume base :D:D

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:30:35 No.1793769 Report

Quoted By: >>1793799 >>1793808 >>1793833

>>1793711
>>1793721
>12
>he inserts benis into yo're baginea
>>1793734
>43
>an aura of power surrounds you
>you feel weird
>Trumpets of angels play as you ascend
>you have become: GREGG'SMAN. Yuo now have superman powers and can tap into the full potential of the pastry power at will. And you're benisn is fixed (both of them)
>>1793746
>Warcries of "SPROLOLOLOLOLO" are screeched as you charge, beating Arumes to death with your benisn. They open fire on you, roll to dodeg

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:31:04 No.1793779 Report

Quoted By: >>1793797 >>1793808

>>1793711
''You wouldn't like someone like me w-would you?''
>>1793706
''ENOUGH IS ENOUGH''
>DRINK SUPER MALE VITALITY AND BECOME 200% MAN
''WE'RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALIST''
>Rip the guy head off

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:32:43 No.1793797 Report

Quoted By:

>>1793779
>97
>You un feminize yourself with SUPER MALE VITALITY and become an alpha
>you fucking rip his head off and cum 10 gallons of super male vitality. Globalists around the world now fear you

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:32:53 No.1793799 Report

Quoted By: >>1793831

>>1793769
You can't gatch me, stooped arume :D:D:D:D

>Use benis to propel myself to dodge

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:33:20 No.1793808 Report

Quoted By: >>1793831 >>1793865

>>1793779
>>1793769
"h-help me! this guys is raping me onii chan!"

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:34:37 No.1793831 Report

Quoted By: >>1793912

>>1793799
dubs
>you impale 20 Arumes with your benin and your men storm the base and fug every Arume do dieded
>>1793808
>He's already dead because of kaz

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:34:49 No.1793833 Report

Quoted By: >>1793843

>>1793769
>I use my new powers to tranform the truck of peace's wheels into pastries

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:35:26 No.1793843 Report

Quoted By: >>1793858

>>1793833
>dubs
>You transform the entire truck into pastries, and the driver.

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:36:28 No.1793858 Report

Quoted By: >>1793884

>>1793843
>I laugh like a maniac

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:36:55 No.1793865 Report

Quoted By: >>1793884 >>1793894

>>1793808
''A-Are you Ok?''
>Hug her

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:38:06 No.1793884 Report

Quoted By: >>1793892 >>1793898

>>1793858
>85
>Muslims and Arumes run away from you
>>1793865
>56
>your hug transmits pure male vitality through Frog.
>She becomes an info warrior with SUPER MALE VITALITY for blood and she's also a male now

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:38:55 No.1793891 Report

Quoted By:

>>1793888
lol faget

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:39:09 No.1793892 Report

Quoted By: >>1793921

>>1793884
"Foolish peasants!"
>I go to a greggs, for a pasty.

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:39:13 No.1793894 Report

Quoted By: >>1793907

>>1793865
i hug back
"i-i think so. y-you saved me"
kiss cheek

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:39:28 No.1793898 Report

Quoted By: >>1793921

>>1793884
>Give Her Super female vitality for her to become a cute loli

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:39:57 No.1793907 Report

Quoted By: >>1793921 >>1793935

>>1793894
>Unzip Clothes

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:40:23 No.1793912 Report

Quoted By: >>1793921

>>1793831
We use this base as a staging ground :D:D:D

You there! Use your smarts to turn their weapons into benis-mounted pulse weapons :D:D:D
>Start fortifying arume base for resistance :D:D:D:D

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:41:03 No.1793921 Report

Quoted By: >>1793950 >>1793951

>>1793892
>29
>you get shot with an anti air gun
>>1793898
>89
>she's now qt and a loli with 1 inch benis
>>1793907
>70
>you have breddy big benis
>>1793912
>21
>fugg arume bagub whad do :D:D:D

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:41:52 No.1793935 Report

Quoted By: >>1793967

>>1793907
"w-what are you doing?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3HjbSvxn Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:42:16 No.1793939 Report

Quoted By: >>1793980

>>1793011
>Get a sausage roll and use to give a arume a benis

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:43:03 No.1793950 Report

Quoted By: >>1793980 >>1794009

>>1793921
Stig your benis in it and wrap it in duct-tape silly D:D:D

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:43:06 No.1793951 Report

Quoted By: >>1793980

>>1793921
"You call that a gun? and why the fuck are you using an Anti AIR gun fir someone who's walking?"

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:44:09 No.1793967 Report

Quoted By: >>1793980 >>1793986

>>1793935
''W-We are d-doing l-love r-right?''
>Take out her clothes
>Kiss her from head to toe

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:44:50 No.1793980 Report

Quoted By: >>1793996 >>1793997 >>1794012

>>1793939
>93
>BIG BENIS :D:D:D:D:d:DdddddddDDDDDDDDDDDD FUGGGG
>>1793950
>05
>FUGG AN ARUME HITS Y'RE BENISNIS
>>1793951
>15
>you get shot by 20 truck of peace launchers. What do?
>>1793967
>76
>People decide traps aren't gay and you kiss her feminie benis and meke her cumme

spec ops frog

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spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:45:19 No.1793986 Report

Quoted By: >>1793996

>>1793967
"n-nani"

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:45:57 No.1793996 Report

Quoted By: >>1794013 >>1794035

>>1793980
>>1793986
''N-Now I-It's your turn''
>Let her sugg me off

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:46:04 No.1793997 Report

Quoted By: >>1794035

>>1793980
>fight the fuck back with the POWER OF PASTRIES!

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:47:10 No.1794009 Report

Quoted By:

>>1793950
Complete the phrase
Microwaves are for...

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:47:11 No.1794012 Report

Quoted By: >>1794035

>>1793980
AGH! MY BENIS Avenge me!
>Use benis power to regrow benis :D:D:D

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:47:16 No.1794013 Report

Quoted By: >>1794032 >>1794035

>>1793996
"yamate!" i run away

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:48:28 No.1794032 Report

Quoted By:

>>1794013
''NO YOU AREN'T RUNNING AWAY''
>Grabs Rock
>Knock Her out
>Fuck her unconscious body

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:48:49 No.1794035 Report

Quoted By: >>1794046 >>1794072 >>1794077

>>1793997
>79
>Y;re pastrie beisng kille mudddlsime xdDDD
>>1793996
>>1794013
>31 vs 69
>frgoe succe benis lol
>>1794012
>21
>y're ohte benis geds fugged ub
>>1794999 call him a benis

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:49:22 No.1794046 Report

Quoted By: >>1794060 >>1794069

>>1794035
''NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE IT FROM BEHIND''
>Rape her anus

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:50:35 No.1794060 Report

Quoted By: >>1794069

>>1794046
"help! help!" start crying

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:51:25 No.1794069 Report

Quoted By: >>1794111

>>1794046
>>1794060
>64 vs 06
>nobody hleps froge and she cummes and Kazihura cummes in her angues

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:51:28 No.1794072 Report

Quoted By: >>1794079 >>1794100

>>1794035
>I inspect the damage
(also, it was not that, it's >>179399)

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:52:02 No.1794077 Report

Quoted By: >>1794100

>>1794035
Pelvic thrust :D:D:D
>Ram benis stump forward to plunge into arume to regrow it :D:D:D

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:52:08 No.1794079 Report

Quoted By:

>>1794072
(oops, I meant >>1793999)

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:53:44 No.1794100 Report

Quoted By: >>1794112 >>1794137 >>1794165

>>1794077
>dubs
>you grow 2 benis and kille Arume bag cup
>>1794072
>27
>you get shot 69 times

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:54:49 No.1794111 Report

Quoted By: >>1794165 >>1794197

>>1794069
twist hips so his dick breaks

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:54:54 No.1794112 Report

Quoted By: >>1794197

>>1794100
>Transform the bullets into pastries.

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:56:36 No.1794137 Report

Quoted By: >>1794176 >>1794197

>>1794100
Dis base is for benis only :D:D:D Go forth, and made da arume kneel before your benis :D:D:D:D
>Command resistance to attack the next arume base :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

How many more are there :D

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Mon 14 Aug 2017 23:58:53 No.1794165 Report

Quoted By: >>1794197

>>1794111
>>1794100
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Stick a knife on her boipucci

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:00:03 No.1794176 Report

Quoted By: >>1794207

>>1794137
ANSWER MY QUESTION
MICROWAVES ARE FOR...

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:01:30 No.1794197 Report

Quoted By: >>1794206 >>1794220 >>1794222 >>1794279

>>1794111
>TRIPS
>his entire body breaks
>every single bones is broken
>he flies into big ben and causes 9'o bong to happen
>>1794112
>21
>you get shot 6 gazillion times
>>1794137
>73
>Arume bases are conquered and now kneel before yu're bengis
>>1794165
>56
>before flying into big ben you scratch his boipussi

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:02:14 No.1794206 Report

Quoted By: >>1794257

>>1794197
i find a knife

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:02:14 No.1794207 Report

Quoted By: >>1794238 >>1794257

>>1794176
Ruining the flavour and texture of food.

:D

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:03:23 No.1794220 Report

Quoted By:

>>1794197
''AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT WILL RISE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>HEAL AND RAPE FROG AGAIN

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:03:33 No.1794222 Report

Quoted By: >>1794257

>>1794197
>I question how much is a gazillion...

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:05:11 No.1794238 Report

Quoted By: >>1794257 >>1794285

>>1794207
Noob?

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:07:12 No.1794257 Report

Quoted By: >>1794266 >>1794276 >>1794283

>>1794222
>TRIPS
>doesn't matter because you killed 90% of the Arumes in London
>>1794206
>60
>you find a butter knife
>>1794207
>70
>gud wun :D:DDDDDD
>>1794238
Bane?

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:07:47 No.1794266 Report

Quoted By: >>1794287 >>1794319

>>1794257
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Use human Spirit to heal myself

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:08:25 No.1794276 Report

Quoted By: >>1794319

>>1794257
>I return to the greggs once more. for as stated earlier, I am GREGGSMAN!

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:08:30 No.1794279 Report

Quoted By: >>1794319

>>1794197
Now to take the fight to the enemy!:D:D:D:D
>Load resistance soldiers into captured arume ships to fight them on their home world. :D:D:D:D
Those staying on earth, unite da rest of humanity under the banner of da benis:D:D:D:D

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:08:50 No.1794283 Report

Quoted By: >>1794319

>>1794257
i lure in some muslim men to rape me

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:08:56 No.1794285 Report

Quoted By: >>1794319

>>1794238
Nope :D:D:D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wiAxmHd7 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:09:06 No.1794287 Report

Quoted By: >>1794302 >>1794319

>>1794266
Could it really be alex jones/billy mays/arthas?

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:10:13 No.1794302 Report

Quoted By: >>1794319

>>1794287
''No i am Kazuhira Miller''

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:11:45 No.1794319 Report

Quoted By: >>1794326 >>1794327 >>1794330 >>1794344 >>1794389

>>1794266
>>1794276
>>1794279
>>1794283
>>1794285
>>1794287
>>1794302
>duke nukem comes and says "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS" and then kills all the Arumes. He leaves Britain and then Sheila appears with suer plot armor level 69, and now you all have tofight her

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:12:15 No.1794326 Report

Quoted By: >>1794346

>>1794319
>Shoot myself in the head

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:12:15 No.1794327 Report

Quoted By:

>>1794319
>>1792222 also call him a benis

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:12:42 No.1794330 Report

Quoted By: >>1794346

>>1794319
>activate the pastry laser!

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:13:33 No.1794344 Report

Quoted By: >>1794350

>>1794319
i eat sheila alive

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:13:36 No.1794346 Report

Quoted By: >>1794357

>>1794326
>62
>ur dieded
>>1794330
>03
>she punches you and blows you acoss the world and then you hit big ben and land in front of her because she has plot armor

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:14:32 No.1794350 Report

Quoted By: >>1794390

>>1794344
>DUBS
>you take a bite out of her plot armor but then you get KOd 69 times because apparently she's invincible isn't that right Dan :^)

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:15:08 No.1794357 Report

Quoted By: >>1794382

>>1794346
>I now proccede to attempt to steal her armour.

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:18:04 No.1794382 Report

Quoted By: >>1794397

>>1794357
>75
>you steal her boots and then she judo throws you into an alternate universe that bouneces you back to this one and you get fugging hurd

Suomi Perkele

Suomi Perkele ID:+ACsQFE9 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:18:50 No.1794389 Report

Quoted By: >>1794424

>>1794319
We die in glory :D:D:D
>Ram arume ship into shiela :D:D
Remember me :D:D

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:19:00 No.1794390 Report

Quoted By: >>1794394 >>1794424

>>1794350
i eat some more plot armor

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:19:24 No.1794394 Report

Quoted By: >>1794424

>>1794390
I Eat frogg cute anus

Jack Ward

Jack Ward ID:oxz3NRmB Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:19:34 No.1794397 Report

Quoted By: >>1794424

>>1794382
>I stare into her very being and say
"hah, is that it?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xQRGc/Iq Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:19:39 No.1794398 Report

Quoted By: >>1794473 >>1794531

Attempt to find a lonely arume to kidnap

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:21:54 No.1794424 Report

Quoted By: >>1794439 >>1794456 >>1794473

>>1794389
>98
>you manage to scratch her
>and then you get thrown into big ben
>>1794390
>09
>you get thrown into space
>>1794394
you tooooooooo
>>1794397
>79
>She autistically screeches and then it's just a simulation of Arumes and trhe Ermume emoerer is watching you and that 100+ year old fag from dan's thread is with you

Kazuhira Miller

Kazuhira Miller ID:7P57YuP4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:23:28 No.1794439 Report

Quoted By: >>1794531

>>1794424
>Cry myself to sleep because noob left me

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:25:13 No.1794456 Report

Quoted By: >>1794531

>>1794424
go back to earth and rape her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xQRGc/Iq Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:27:03 No.1794473 Report

Quoted By: >>1794571

>>1794424
pls reply to this
>>1794398

lol faget

lol faget ID:3I29k2R4 Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:32:58 No.1794531 Report

Quoted By: >>1794571 >>1794630

>>1794439
>93
>emperor succs ur benis
>>1794456
>you do that
>>1794398
>89
>you find a qt arume and drag her into your cell

spec ops frog

spec ops frog ID:Fx8KXkRk Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:36:35 No.1794571 Report

Quoted By:

>>1794531
i follow this guy
>>1794473

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xQRGc/Iq Tue 15 Aug 2017 00:42:44 No.1794630 Report

Quoted By:

>>1794531
Start slowly mindbreaking her, turning her into my loyal slave arume

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