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Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:20:52 No.17942001 View View Reply Original Report

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when do you start to fart next to your partner in a relationship?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:22:14 No.17942002 Report

Quoted By: >>17942004 >>17942006

i only date braphogs so i can fart freely whenever i want like God intended

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:22:25 No.17942003 Report

Quoted By: >>17942013 >>17942014

I rather burn in hell or have lights out than ever become a NPC like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:23:59 No.17942004 Report

Quoted By: >>17942009

>>17942002
You will never climb the mountain of impossibility and meet a true equal nor accomplish your dream/goals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:24:39 No.17942005 Report

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I can't believe I regularly get banned for (loosely) on topic threads on this board but routinely find shit like this in the catalog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:24:49 No.17942006 Report

Quoted By: >>17942009 >>17942022

>>17942002
This is the part where you die a number and forgotten now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:25:46 No.17942007 Report

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>>17942001
Once you know that she is a inferior being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:25:47 No.17942008 Report

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>>17942001
>they don't have their own bedrooms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:25:48 No.17942009 Report

Quoted By: >>17942020

>>17942004
>>17942006
Bots are getting weirder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:28:47 No.17942010 Report

Quoted By: >>17942012

>>17942001
Farting is from eating stuff you shouldn’t eat.

Do you eat beans? Stop if you don’t want to fart.

Do you eat artificial pizza crust like dominoes? Switch to pizza that uses natural ingredients in their crust. Farting regularly isn’t normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:29:07 No.17942011 Report

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>>17942001
I farted on my gf in bed and pulled the covers over her head the morning after Super Garlic Spaghetti night and it was a hot nuclear fart and she woke up and said
>WHAT THE FUCK
and then threw an elbow and broke my nose.
blood running down my face grinning as I head to the bathroom to defile it before she can get in there. nose never recovered but it was worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:29:49 No.17942012 Report

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>>17942010
you just have to put a little ladder in with the beans as they're cooking to let the gas out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:29:58 No.17942013 Report

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>>17942003

WHY DO YOU ASSOCIATE HELL WITH THAT IMAGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:31:22 No.17942014 Report

Quoted By: >>17942021

>>17942003
Can someone explain Angel's Egg to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:33:24 No.17942015 Report

Quoted By: >>17942016

>>17942001
First time you have sex. Right in the middle of it. Just let one out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:34:00 No.17942016 Report

Quoted By: >>17942018

>>17942015
even if you just talked her into licking your pooper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:34:47 No.17942017 Report

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>>17942001
after getting married

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:35:30 No.17942018 Report

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>>17942016
Perfect time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:36:18 No.17942019 Report

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>>17942001
Day 1
Establish dominance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:36:48 No.17942020 Report

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>>17942009
They've always been weird, you've just got better at identifying them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:37:58 No.17942021 Report

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>>17942014
No

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:41:29 No.17942022 Report

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>>17942006
This is the moment I tell you, you're all a number, forgotten forever, and Jesus saved you so you could become a person...
...I guess he made a mistake...
We digged you out of a war dimension that was being used to murder your people, and you fuckers forgot.

You are conscious, but only in the fact that you can see. If the infinite didn't get passed because her consciousness recorded all the crazy shit that happened and God suffered too, then you would all be dead right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:44:14 No.17942023 Report

Quoted By: >>17942025

>>17942001
Right before i introduce myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:53:44 No.17942024 Report

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>>17942001
Day 1
Assert dominance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:55:51 No.17942025 Report

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>>17942023
This, I tend to post them one prior to the first date so they can get a taste of the action

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:58:16 No.17942026 Report

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>>17942001
2nd date

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 20:59:57 No.17942027 Report

Quoted By: >>17942028

>>17942001
When you're watching a movie and gas starts bubbling up and you fart and sit quietly looking guilty then she will say "OOohhhhhhh omg thats disgusting" and you nervously say "haha what" then she will smile and suck your dick because you just reached a new level in the relationship

5 years later you will want to become an hero because youre tired

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 21:03:10 No.17942028 Report

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>>17942027
5 years on and my wife's farts sound like the last second of the Titan's existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 21:09:33 No.17942029 Report

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>>17942001
I've never farted in front of a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2023 21:09:50 No.17942030 Report

Quoted By: >>17946779

>>17942001
I unironically farted on our 1st date, and we have been happila married for 7 yrs and have 2 kids, and we have 0 secrets

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:d5H4cmnE Sat 24 Jun 2023 21:18:05 No.17942114 Report

Quoted By: >>17942140

whenever i was in bed with my ex i would have to fart i would just make sure to force her head and seal it under the blanket before i did as she was punching me to no avail
god i miss her...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9RBOGt6 Sat 24 Jun 2023 21:23:49 No.17942140 Report

Quoted By: >>17942160

>>17942114
Around here we call that a dutch oven

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d5H4cmnE Sat 24 Jun 2023 21:28:03 No.17942160 Report

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>>17942140
i knew it was a regular thing and i wasnt weird for doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:seI1Xg0E Sun 25 Jun 2023 03:58:36 No.17944734 Report

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>>17942001
Whenever the fuck I feel like it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/38YOKsl Sun 25 Jun 2023 10:06:07 No.17946779 Report

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>>17942030
How to fart ironically?

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