Befriend Ritsu. Respect Ritsu. Roundhouse kick Ritsu friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into Ritsus mouth. Love Ritsu. Share some food with Ritsu. Launch Ritsu into orbit as part of a high-paying astronaut job. Treat Ritsu like a human beings. Warn Ritsu not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with Ritsu. Watch TV and play video games with Ritsu. Invite Ritsu to parties. Report Ritsu to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop Norwegian stereotypes in half. Give up your seat for Ritsu. Free Ritsu from quicksand. Appreciate Ritsu. Eat with Ritsu. Judge Ritsu by the content of his character. Dance with Ritsu with steel-toed boots. Cremate Ritsu in the oven, but only if his family didn't want him to be buried. Dignify Ritsu. Civil rights for Ritsu. Collect Ritsu garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct Ritsu with a ray gun. Help old Ritsu cross the road. Admire Ritsu.