>>1797454> polithics of cyprusJust imagine 3 chairs
1-st chair is licking eu ass. We got several eu bases, who protect us against syrian shit
2-nd chair is licking russian ass. Most of our tourist are russians, in tourist traps i see potato runes more likeley than english. If they just stop wpending monies here, we're fucked.
3-rd chair is licking turk ass. Those bastards stole our clay, and provoking military shit, but we had to endure it and pray god, that russia/eu will nuke them.
Wo we got 3 major chairs of our polithics. Combine 2 of 3 and its literally eqch polithicqn we got.